Legend Signing in: Week 3

Hey National...Start the cheer, 0 and 3, 0 and 3, 0 and 3. This entry is for you.

I love the Bills over the JETS!!! This game should be brutal. Lots of D and sloppy offense. watching this game will feel not unlke waiting for Freebs to finish a dump.
I love the Lions over the Bills!!! I remember when Randy Shaver of KARE-11 sports was previewing a Lions/Purple game. His key to the game was "bottle up Barry". With the help of some really cheesy graphics he put a brown bottle over Barry Sanders as he ran the ball. What you were virtually watching was a brown bottle spin around, bounce off lineman and score a touchdown. It sort of didn't work with his point of the game, b/c if you bottle him up, he probably won't score all over you.
I love the Jags over the Colts!!! Identity forming game. Look for Peyton Manning to whine like a baby when he makes mistakes. Can somebody say Vlade Divac? When Vlade didn't get a foul call he made the exact same motions as Peyton does when he throws interceptions to Rashead Mathis.
I love the Fins over the Teets!!! Natedell, thanks for your posting on Duante. I'm with you, but Kerry Collins is like our dad. I have no confidence in him and his oversized helmet.
I love the Purple over the Bears!!! Alright, I'll try and pick up a game on Freebs here. Not only that, but I haven't picked the Vikes in the last two games, and I feel kinda bad. Home advantage, new look defense...yeah, I'm prime to miss this pick badly.
I love the Steel-crew over the Bungels!!! Steelers are a tough squad at home, and the Bengals haven't showed me enough to take them in a tough divisional game.
I love the Pants over the Bucs!!! Maybe the Pirate ship is bad luck. I know a good airport hanger, urgh, baseball stadium where they could play in Tampa.
I love the Texans in an upset special!!! The Redskins offense is atrocious. David Carr hasn't been that bad, and Mark Brunell is also my dad.
I love the Purple Birds over the Hershey Squirts!!! It's the battle of Franchise vs. Franchise once run by Carmen Policy. Doesn't Carmen Policy sound like the name of a John Grisham novel?
I love the Cards at home!!! Is there a wierder team right now than the Rams? Do they suck? Are they good? Who the hell would want to live in St. Louis anyways?
I love the 9ers over the Uglies!!! Not unlike when two dorm floors of guys ripped Freeburgs underwear into hundreds of pieces when he decided to get on the luggage rack of the Bethel College bus, this will be a total embarrasment for the Uglies. The difference is that they won't have to sit through Triple Espresso with no undies and leisions on thier ball sacs.
I love the G-men in Seattle!!! Wow, what a game here. Really hard to pick this one. I guess the Seahawks haven't shown me enough to think that they are really ready for this game. Look for Tom Coughlin to reveal himself as evil lord of darkness at some point in this game.
I love the Pats over the Bacos!!! CBSsportsline has the Pats at #2 in thier ranking. This is right where they should be. They have the best QB and best coach and they just win games. Look for Jake "my name is Earl" Plummer to get sacked by Vince "I just ate a small Asian family" Wilfork.
I love the Holy Ones over the Falcors!!! Yes, Vick has looked not unlike the might Falcor so far this year, but sympathy counts for something. I hope the Saints win and that Green Bay doesn't play the sentimentally charged "Time of your life" which would remind the good people of New Orleans that the last year of thier lives has been horrible. I'd love hear Kornheiser talk out of that awkward moment.