Just like Andy who's been locked up in Shawshank unjustly for far too many years, it's time I get a little redemption this week. Fortunately for me, it will come at the expense of my freshmen roomate and underdog extrodinnaire, Legend Lars. This will have to be a delicate rant against Legend. Rant too much, and my insensitive self won't be able to win rant of the week due to the fact that I am at the mercy of the Legend's/Commish's discretion. Rant too little and my head will be stuffed and mounted next to the Buff's over a fireplace mantel while a mechanical dancing groundhog shimmy's and shakes in the corner. This holds the delicacy of a Catholic Priest sending home permission slips with the alter boys to have a Friday night sleepover at the Parish (Catholics down, inappropraite jokes about the Jews and black jokes to go!), but I'll try and be as civil as possible.



Constantly on Strike Mechanics over Animals I'm Pretty Sure Don't Really Exist in This Region Anyways
Last week I picked the Jets over the Pats as my "statement" game to show that picking smart is better than picking the risk. Well, that came back to bite me in the butt as MOD and I had a good showdown goin on. The Jets played the Pats tough last week and since Jauron won't be at the game due to the fact that he lost his teeth under the bed and he needs to go soul searching to find a new host body to replace his rotting looking corpse of a vessel he currently uses, the Bills will lose this one.

Animals I'm Pretty Sure Don't REally Exist in This Region Anyways Volume II over Most Confusing Name for a Proffesional Football Team
What do things two teams have in common? The stink worse than Legends feet. Eeww. Gross.

.45's over Florida's Most Forgotten Team
Am I the onyl one who is astounded by Byron Leftwich's performance in Good Burger? I mean serisously. I knew he could throw the long ball, but acting chops? Never.

Aquatic Intelligence over The ?'s
Daunte sucks. I hate Daunte, but, I think Saban is a decent coach. That's it.

Bears over Mustacios'
This is the single event I've been waiting for all week. It's like openning Christmas presents. How can the Bears lose to a team with a head coach who looks like this:

And now, what seems as though a roll is what I was on must come to an end. Rant point be damned. My wife is returning shortyl with Chipotle and we need to watch a movie I promised. So, in un-humurous conclusion, the rest of my picks are:

Cincy

Panthers

Skins

Ravens

Cards

Eagles

Hawks

Pats

Falcors