Sunday, November 04, 2007
Sucky Not Funny Picks
4 Pitt over Baltimore
3 Tampa Bay over Arizona
2 Oakland over Houston
1 Chargers over Minnesota
3 Tampa Bay over Arizona
2 Oakland over Houston
1 Chargers over Minnesota
Egg Dish

Today is a great day...everyone is talking about Brady vs. Manning but all I care about is Peterson vs. Tomlinson!
4. Pit stain vs. Baltimore stain
Roethlisberger will ride a motorcycle again but this time he injures ray lewis who was riding on the back. He suffers a serious injury giving davenport the go ahead in goal line positions. Tomlin wins again!
(If the game of the week is colts vs. pats)
Colts win by 40!!!
3. Redheads vs. JumboJets
Portis will destroy them today. That is all.

2.Houston vs.Oakland
?????????Houston?????????
1.Saints vs. Jax
I like drew brees in this match up! Happy belated halloween to all.
Best Rant of the Week?

Things that are awkward:
- Brooks Bollinger and the Vikkity Vikes
- WDYL
- Shaq
Things that are on fire:
- The new T-Wolves.
- Lars’s Crotch
- California
Things that are a bit Confused:

- California
Things that are a bit Confused:
- Marko Jaric
- Me, in regards to why dinosaurs aren’t mentioned in the Bible.
- why anyone would like the Bears or the Patriots
- The size of Bollinger's biceps. He thought that QB stood for Questionable Biceps.
Teams who will win, with the assumption that the Game of the Week is Pats Colts. Sorry Freeburg I know I chose the Monday Night Game last night but me and my bro decided the Colts Pats deserves the game of the week more so if you read this change your post. If not 'M SURE LARS WILL COUNT IT ANYHOW.l:
3. Skins over Jetticles
2. Raiders over Mechanical Bulls
1. Browns over

Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Some pics is better than no pics
Week 8
4. GB over Den - My head says go with the Broncos, but when is it ever good to listen to your head? Travis Henry doesn't use his.
3. Clev over StL - It's still shocking that Cleveland has a good offense. Seriously, when is the last time that anything good has been associated with Cleveland? The funniest part of The Drew Carey show was when he danced to the theme song "Cleveland Rocks". Both the dancing and the song were laughable.
2. NYJ over Buf - I'd like to see a medical study done with this game. Patients pumped full of caffeine would try and stay awake while watching this game. Modern medicine vs. very bad football. I'd choose sleep.
1. NYG over Mia - I hope they have British announcers for this game. It would be "terribly" fun to listen to that commentary.
3. Clev over StL - It's still shocking that Cleveland has a good offense. Seriously, when is the last time that anything good has been associated with Cleveland? The funniest part of The Drew Carey show was when he danced to the theme song "Cleveland Rocks". Both the dancing and the song were laughable.
2. NYJ over Buf - I'd like to see a medical study done with this game. Patients pumped full of caffeine would try and stay awake while watching this game. Modern medicine vs. very bad football. I'd choose sleep.
1. NYG over Mia - I hope they have British announcers for this game. It would be "terribly" fun to listen to that commentary.
brothers picks

Me and David each with our favorite running Backs who happen to be the best in the NFL. Adrian Peterson on the left and Selvin young on the right. After this meal we discussed the similarities between their explosive running styles vs our explosive diahreah after this respective meal.
Davids picks.
4. Denver wins T. Henry is T. timed and T. boned.
3. Cleveland Wins brown
2. New England suck Wins
1. Gainst wins
Hans; Picks
4. Denever and Selvin Win
3. Clevelands Winds
2. Gainst Wins
1. Pittsburghal Wings
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Leggie, Big Week 8
I love the Denver Omlettes over the Back-Pack!!! Why do I call them the Denver Omlettes, because when it comes down to it the Broncos have fluffly heuvoes that I just don't trust. Why do I call them the Back pack? Because Favre has carried them on his back literally and figuratively long enough. These teams are both posers. I'm intrigued by the possibility of a MNF game and World series games happening mere miles from one another. That would automatically become one of the greatest things ever in Denver sports along side John Elway opening his seventh Denver area car dealership, Chris Jackson changing his name to Mohammad Abdul Rauf and truning backwards during the national anthem, the backup punter who tried to murder the starting punter at a 1AA school, and the memory of Ray Borques 41 year old grey beard. What a night Monday will be!!! Broncs by 7!!!
I love the Gents to cream the Dolphins in Wembley stadium!!! Ah, the land of crooked teeth where Michael Strahan fits in, queer fashion statements where pretty much everyone from Miami fits in, and horrible food where no one deserves to fit in. This whole Europe adventure should be a big hit with the players. Expect Osi Umeyiora to Bangers and Mash Cleo Lemon. Watch for Rou Big Ben Droughns to take it to the house of parliamant! Looks for Dave Diehl and Chris Snee to execute a changing of the guard. Also look for the the British fans to be so sloshed before the game that they don't even know they are watching American Football. Gents by 14!!!
i love the Browns in St. Lou!!! I can't believe this, the NFL has gotten to a point of mediocrity where I'm picking the Browns to win a road game. What is happening? It's like a bizzaro world. Sort of like when Jerry, George, and Kramer encounter Jeff, Gene, and Feldman. they look similar but they are totally different. The Browns winning on the road is bizzaro. I expect to look over on the sideline and see Derek Anderson, Braylon Edwards, and Jamal Lewis reading or buying eachother groceries. Let the crazyiness continue. Browns by 11!!!
I like the Bucs over the Jags!!! This is based solely on the inepitutde of Quinn Gray at Quarterback. Michael Rand made a great point this week when he asked the question, Most likely to hit a sedan going 10 mph from 15 yards away: Jacksonville backup QB Quinn Gray or Tarvaris Jackson? You've gotta go with T-Jack, and that says a lot about Quinn Gray. Quinn Gray would need an Army Tank, that was 24 feet high, and was sitting still, 3 feet away from him, with magnets in it, and magnets in the football, and the tank would have to somehow pass for him. Bucs by 9!!!
I love the Gents to cream the Dolphins in Wembley stadium!!! Ah, the land of crooked teeth where Michael Strahan fits in, queer fashion statements where pretty much everyone from Miami fits in, and horrible food where no one deserves to fit in. This whole Europe adventure should be a big hit with the players. Expect Osi Umeyiora to Bangers and Mash Cleo Lemon. Watch for Rou Big Ben Droughns to take it to the house of parliamant! Looks for Dave Diehl and Chris Snee to execute a changing of the guard. Also look for the the British fans to be so sloshed before the game that they don't even know they are watching American Football. Gents by 14!!!
i love the Browns in St. Lou!!! I can't believe this, the NFL has gotten to a point of mediocrity where I'm picking the Browns to win a road game. What is happening? It's like a bizzaro world. Sort of like when Jerry, George, and Kramer encounter Jeff, Gene, and Feldman. they look similar but they are totally different. The Browns winning on the road is bizzaro. I expect to look over on the sideline and see Derek Anderson, Braylon Edwards, and Jamal Lewis reading or buying eachother groceries. Let the crazyiness continue. Browns by 11!!!
I like the Bucs over the Jags!!! This is based solely on the inepitutde of Quinn Gray at Quarterback. Michael Rand made a great point this week when he asked the question, Most likely to hit a sedan going 10 mph from 15 yards away: Jacksonville backup QB Quinn Gray or Tarvaris Jackson? You've gotta go with T-Jack, and that says a lot about Quinn Gray. Quinn Gray would need an Army Tank, that was 24 feet high, and was sitting still, 3 feet away from him, with magnets in it, and magnets in the football, and the tank would have to somehow pass for him. Bucs by 9!!!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
NFC East rocks
1. Iggles over Bears. Sorry boys. There's alway next year. Iggles by 7.
2. Skins over Cards. Tim Rattay makes Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner look like Phil Simms and Jeff Hostetler. I miss the Hosses mustachio. Skins by 10.
3. G-men over Niners. Even the Niners knew when they drafted Alex Smith that he was going to be the least exciting #1 pick ever. It's not even that he's a bust. He is what everyone knew what he would be: the best option in a terrible draft, but just not particularly good. G-men by 13.
4. Colts over Jags. Has anyone seen David Garrard's new Discovery card commercials? The ones where he's goofy and charming? Me neither. Credit card commercials are for winners. Indy by 3.
2. Skins over Cards. Tim Rattay makes Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner look like Phil Simms and Jeff Hostetler. I miss the Hosses mustachio. Skins by 10.
3. G-men over Niners. Even the Niners knew when they drafted Alex Smith that he was going to be the least exciting #1 pick ever. It's not even that he's a bust. He is what everyone knew what he would be: the best option in a terrible draft, but just not particularly good. G-men by 13.
4. Colts over Jags. Has anyone seen David Garrard's new Discovery card commercials? The ones where he's goofy and charming? Me neither. Credit card commercials are for winners. Indy by 3.
Week 7
4. Ind over Jax - With or without Harrison, Indy has an infinitely better receiving corps
3. NE over Mia - Cleo Lemon is the Dolphins starting QB
2. Dal over Min - After the game, Romo says, "it's good to be playing the NFC again."
1. Pit over Den - Shanahan tells Travis Henry to just accept the suspension because "we're not that good even with you in the lineup."
3. NE over Mia - Cleo Lemon is the Dolphins starting QB
2. Dal over Min - After the game, Romo says, "it's good to be playing the NFC again."
1. Pit over Den - Shanahan tells Travis Henry to just accept the suspension because "we're not that good even with you in the lineup."
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Vikings win!

4. Colts vs. Jags
I do love Maurice Jones Drew in this match up but the Colts are pretty good. Tony Dungy will win an award for being the first african american head coach in a monday night game! Colts win.
3. Houston vs. Titans
The Texans will use Oiler throwback Jerseys and warren moon comes out of retirement after 3 quarterbacks go down. Oliers win.

2. Seahawks vs. Rams
I'm so mad at steven Jackson. Hawks win!
1.Bucs vs. Lions
Calvin Johnson will have 125 yards and 2 touchdowns. Bucs will still win.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Week 7 - Leggie
It's brief this week. I'm allowed.
4. JAx over Indy
3. Buff over Balt
2. Pitt over Den
1. Seat over STLou
4. JAx over Indy
3. Buff over Balt
2. Pitt over Den
1. Seat over STLou
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