The Dell Week 2

Here goes:

I LOVE MIAMA over BUF! With all the hype over Daunte and Dolphins, I have to believe they will be jazzed at home. I'd love nothing more than to see them loose, ain't gonna happen. Unfortunatly, we'll be watching Daunte git his roll on over and over. Then I'll start cutting my wrists....

I LOVE CAROLINA over the Purple! I can't see the Panthers going 0-2 with all that talent. They have a lot to prove with this win.

I LOVE the BUGLES over the POOP STAINS (cin over Cle) I offically hate every player on the Bangles except for Carson Palmer after last week. How has this NFL team legally become a federal correctional program? Bring in Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson and lets show this gridiron gang they can be somebody!

I LOVE the BEARS over the KITTYS! Okay Bears fans, if you havn't heard the news, Roy Williams said yesturday that the Lions were "dangerously close to putting up 40 pts last week" after they lost 9-6 in a field goal extravaganza. Then he garaunteed this victory in Chicago. Talk about throwing gas on the fire. The last thing this Bears D needs at home after last week is a fire to be lit under them.

I LOVE the CULTS over the TEXICANS! The Colts have pretty much always dominated the Texans, and with reggie bush inactive, it only gets worse for the loud mouthed string tie wearin' pricks from Texas.

I LOVE the Sants over the Pack! After last week, it would be tough to think the Packers can even win a game. This saints team looked really good..... I expect that Reggie Bush will rush and catch 2 TD's in this one.

I LOVE the GIGILO GIANTS over the Uglies! I actually quite like Phily and the new approach, but just like the Pants I can't see the Gents goin 0-2. I expect them to be fired up.

I LOVE the RAVENS over the Raydahs! Everyone loves the Ravens all of a sudden, and they should for this game. Remember how I called it? I said Aaron Brooks would be out of the week by week 3 after getting shut out in weeks 1 and 2- Okay, I should have said that. He is going to suffer a career ending injury, break the all time single game interception record, scramble for 65+ negative yards, or actually get decapatated in this game. nuf said.

I LOVE THE FALCORS over the TAMPONS! I for one, believe that last weeks crushing was a mirage. The bucs are not championship contenders, nor are they as bad as they looked last week. Still, on the road against a tough Falcor D that spanked the Pants, yikes. Michael Vick might be the first QB in history to have both the lowest passer rating and the most points scored in a season.

I Love the SAWKS over the CARDS! Tough one here. I have to believe that there's more offence in the sawks somewhere, even in Dion Branch won't suit till next week.

I Love the RAMS over the Crusty Old Gold Prospectors. The 9ers are not the worst team in the league any more, but I still like the Rams D over Alex Smith.

I Love the Bacos over the Native American Tribal Leaders. Put the Bacos in with the Panthers and the Giants as teams who desperatly need a win after 1 week. Plus, Trent Green will still be at home talking to the garbage disposal in his sink.

Trent: Hay! Whats happening Garby?

Disposal: (silence)

Trent: Really? Well who is she?

disposal: (silence)

Trent: Get the *%#@ out of here! Really?

disposal: (silence)

Trent: cool.

I Love the J.E.T.S. over the Pats! This game has Patriots written all over it, except that the Jets could proove a lot here. I'll take a gamble.

I Love the Chargas over the Teets! Still only the second game for Flip rivers... The Bolts look good.

I Love the Brokeback BOYS over the Tribe! Wow- toughest game to pick here. These teams match up great, the both lost last week in close games, and they both need a W! I'll go with the home team.

I Love the Gay Iron Ore Processors over the Mildly Tame Jungle Cats. I like JAX a lot, but I can't pick against the Steelers 2 weeks in a row. Plus, Big Ben will most likely be back.