Aaron Brooks?

So how unbelievably bad is Aaron Brooks?

Ever since Bo Jackson left the NFL, the Raiders have every year dropped lower on my list. I thought they looked bad last year with Kerry Collins, but this is a new low.

Lets help the Raiders by listing fully qualified players currently out of work (QB's and otherwise) who are most likely available and much better than Aaron Brooks:

1. Vinny Testeverde. Sure he's 47, but what else is he up to? He's been contacted week 3 by the Jets the last 3 seasons with Chad Pennington re-tearing his shoulder every year.

2. Jeff George. Sure he's 52, and has male-pattern baldness, and yes, he absolutly looks retarded and might well be, but the dude has an arm.

3. Ryan Leaf. I'm sure his manager at Arby's would let him take sundays off.

4. Randy Johnson. Would this be entertaining or what? At least the losses would be fun to watch, and no passes woud ever get tipped. No question he has a better arm than Aaron Brooks.

5. Madeline Albright. Better decision making.

6. Scott Stapp. He obviously has some anger issues and man, the dude don't take crap from no one. Who would mess with him?

7. Michael Olowakandi. What an imposing figure.... This giant would be tough to take down, you have to admit. It took 2 tazers for the cops to pull him down.

8. Tiger Woods. He's got rock solid concentration, an unparalleled work ethic, and much better teeth.