another poop filled rant

So I decided to enter each game in a different language or dialect as it were. Todd's email is todd@tlhpottery.com. and Lars your Kasery Homage almost made me vomit in the last few sentences. Well done. here goes.

in latin:
bufulus tatankas beaticus miami kevin costnatays
(buffalo over miami)

in dinosaur:
minnesaurus steps on a prehistoric panther and the panther gets stuck on the botton of the minnesaurs' foot and he kind of smears it off like we humans do when we step in dog poop.(minnesota over carolina)

in ohioan:
"how did we get two nfl teams?" this question needs to be asked every season.
(cincinnati over cleveland)

in grizzly man:
"I love bears, I'm not crazy, how's my hair, oh, am i getting eaten alive?"
(chicago over detroit) (by the way if you haven't seen Grizzly Man, see it. Best Documentary since that oneabout the guy who builds the bear suit.)

in jive:
"Ma nativay gotta play da bush on da war widda caddy shack oily wack!!"
(indianapolis over houston)

in cheap beer:
Pabst beats Old Style
(new orleans over green Bay)

in Eagle:
"i just threw up in my babies mouth"
(philadelphia over giants)

in Orieole:
"I just threw up in my babies mouth than ate my baby and threw it up into another baby's mouth"
(baltimore over oakland)

In Buccaneer:
"As pertained vis-a-vis my Beaufort Scale me dubloons pertake in billowing a shanty, arghhh!"
(atlanta over tampa)

In Larry Fitzgerald:
"Hey Hans, can I get another ride home?"
(arizona over seattle)

In 49er:
censored (actually I don't even know what a 49er is, but it sounds nasty.)
(san francisco over st louis)

in Willowish:
"Val? is that you? Willow Willow.."
(denver over kc)

in jets:
"I've gotta crush on you" come on Nates are you with me on this one? i know you listened to the Jets.
(jets over england)

in Cherry Bungee Mortinson:
"I have no control over my body movements"
(san diego over tennessee)

in Cowboy and Redskin:
Redskin: welcome to our beautiful land.
Cowboy: Thankyou, now i will murder your children and poop on your land.
(dallas over wash)(God bless America)

in Hegelian:
"In an ethical quandry, spirit functions towards an outward reflection of the self, acting as surveyer of an altogther inward spiritual phenomenon, known as spirit." wah hahppened?
(pitts over jackson)