Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Some pics is better than no pics
4. GB over Denver
3. Gents over Phins in Merry old England
2. Steelas ova da Bagels
1. Vikes and Chilly over Philly
Week 8
4. GB over Den - My head says go with the Broncos, but when is it ever good to listen to your head? Travis Henry doesn't use his.
3. Clev over StL - It's still shocking that Cleveland has a good offense. Seriously, when is the last time that anything good has been associated with Cleveland? The funniest part of The Drew Carey show was when he danced to the theme song "Cleveland Rocks". Both the dancing and the song were laughable.
2. NYJ over Buf - I'd like to see a medical study done with this game. Patients pumped full of caffeine would try and stay awake while watching this game. Modern medicine vs. very bad football. I'd choose sleep.
1. NYG over Mia - I hope they have British announcers for this game. It would be "terribly" fun to listen to that commentary.
3. Clev over StL - It's still shocking that Cleveland has a good offense. Seriously, when is the last time that anything good has been associated with Cleveland? The funniest part of The Drew Carey show was when he danced to the theme song "Cleveland Rocks". Both the dancing and the song were laughable.
2. NYJ over Buf - I'd like to see a medical study done with this game. Patients pumped full of caffeine would try and stay awake while watching this game. Modern medicine vs. very bad football. I'd choose sleep.
1. NYG over Mia - I hope they have British announcers for this game. It would be "terribly" fun to listen to that commentary.
brothers picks
Me and David each with our favorite running Backs who happen to be the best in the NFL. Adrian Peterson on the left and Selvin young on the right. After this meal we discussed the similarities between their explosive running styles vs our explosive diahreah after this respective meal.
Davids picks.
4. Denver wins T. Henry is T. timed and T. boned.
3. Cleveland Wins brown
2. New England suck Wins
1. Gainst wins
Hans; Picks
4. Denever and Selvin Win
3. Clevelands Winds
2. Gainst Wins
1. Pittsburghal Wings
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Leggie, Big Week 8
I love the Denver Omlettes over the Back-Pack!!! Why do I call them the Denver Omlettes, because when it comes down to it the Broncos have fluffly heuvoes that I just don't trust. Why do I call them the Back pack? Because Favre has carried them on his back literally and figuratively long enough. These teams are both posers. I'm intrigued by the possibility of a MNF game and World series games happening mere miles from one another. That would automatically become one of the greatest things ever in Denver sports along side John Elway opening his seventh Denver area car dealership, Chris Jackson changing his name to Mohammad Abdul Rauf and truning backwards during the national anthem, the backup punter who tried to murder the starting punter at a 1AA school, and the memory of Ray Borques 41 year old grey beard. What a night Monday will be!!! Broncs by 7!!!
I love the Gents to cream the Dolphins in Wembley stadium!!! Ah, the land of crooked teeth where Michael Strahan fits in, queer fashion statements where pretty much everyone from Miami fits in, and horrible food where no one deserves to fit in. This whole Europe adventure should be a big hit with the players. Expect Osi Umeyiora to Bangers and Mash Cleo Lemon. Watch for Rou Big Ben Droughns to take it to the house of parliamant! Looks for Dave Diehl and Chris Snee to execute a changing of the guard. Also look for the the British fans to be so sloshed before the game that they don't even know they are watching American Football. Gents by 14!!!
i love the Browns in St. Lou!!! I can't believe this, the NFL has gotten to a point of mediocrity where I'm picking the Browns to win a road game. What is happening? It's like a bizzaro world. Sort of like when Jerry, George, and Kramer encounter Jeff, Gene, and Feldman. they look similar but they are totally different. The Browns winning on the road is bizzaro. I expect to look over on the sideline and see Derek Anderson, Braylon Edwards, and Jamal Lewis reading or buying eachother groceries. Let the crazyiness continue. Browns by 11!!!
I like the Bucs over the Jags!!! This is based solely on the inepitutde of Quinn Gray at Quarterback. Michael Rand made a great point this week when he asked the question, Most likely to hit a sedan going 10 mph from 15 yards away: Jacksonville backup QB Quinn Gray or Tarvaris Jackson? You've gotta go with T-Jack, and that says a lot about Quinn Gray. Quinn Gray would need an Army Tank, that was 24 feet high, and was sitting still, 3 feet away from him, with magnets in it, and magnets in the football, and the tank would have to somehow pass for him. Bucs by 9!!!
I love the Gents to cream the Dolphins in Wembley stadium!!! Ah, the land of crooked teeth where Michael Strahan fits in, queer fashion statements where pretty much everyone from Miami fits in, and horrible food where no one deserves to fit in. This whole Europe adventure should be a big hit with the players. Expect Osi Umeyiora to Bangers and Mash Cleo Lemon. Watch for Rou Big Ben Droughns to take it to the house of parliamant! Looks for Dave Diehl and Chris Snee to execute a changing of the guard. Also look for the the British fans to be so sloshed before the game that they don't even know they are watching American Football. Gents by 14!!!
i love the Browns in St. Lou!!! I can't believe this, the NFL has gotten to a point of mediocrity where I'm picking the Browns to win a road game. What is happening? It's like a bizzaro world. Sort of like when Jerry, George, and Kramer encounter Jeff, Gene, and Feldman. they look similar but they are totally different. The Browns winning on the road is bizzaro. I expect to look over on the sideline and see Derek Anderson, Braylon Edwards, and Jamal Lewis reading or buying eachother groceries. Let the crazyiness continue. Browns by 11!!!
I like the Bucs over the Jags!!! This is based solely on the inepitutde of Quinn Gray at Quarterback. Michael Rand made a great point this week when he asked the question, Most likely to hit a sedan going 10 mph from 15 yards away: Jacksonville backup QB Quinn Gray or Tarvaris Jackson? You've gotta go with T-Jack, and that says a lot about Quinn Gray. Quinn Gray would need an Army Tank, that was 24 feet high, and was sitting still, 3 feet away from him, with magnets in it, and magnets in the football, and the tank would have to somehow pass for him. Bucs by 9!!!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
NFC East rocks
1. Iggles over Bears. Sorry boys. There's alway next year. Iggles by 7.
2. Skins over Cards. Tim Rattay makes Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner look like Phil Simms and Jeff Hostetler. I miss the Hosses mustachio. Skins by 10.
3. G-men over Niners. Even the Niners knew when they drafted Alex Smith that he was going to be the least exciting #1 pick ever. It's not even that he's a bust. He is what everyone knew what he would be: the best option in a terrible draft, but just not particularly good. G-men by 13.
4. Colts over Jags. Has anyone seen David Garrard's new Discovery card commercials? The ones where he's goofy and charming? Me neither. Credit card commercials are for winners. Indy by 3.
2. Skins over Cards. Tim Rattay makes Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner look like Phil Simms and Jeff Hostetler. I miss the Hosses mustachio. Skins by 10.
3. G-men over Niners. Even the Niners knew when they drafted Alex Smith that he was going to be the least exciting #1 pick ever. It's not even that he's a bust. He is what everyone knew what he would be: the best option in a terrible draft, but just not particularly good. G-men by 13.
4. Colts over Jags. Has anyone seen David Garrard's new Discovery card commercials? The ones where he's goofy and charming? Me neither. Credit card commercials are for winners. Indy by 3.
Week 7
4. Ind over Jax - With or without Harrison, Indy has an infinitely better receiving corps
3. NE over Mia - Cleo Lemon is the Dolphins starting QB
2. Dal over Min - After the game, Romo says, "it's good to be playing the NFC again."
1. Pit over Den - Shanahan tells Travis Henry to just accept the suspension because "we're not that good even with you in the lineup."
3. NE over Mia - Cleo Lemon is the Dolphins starting QB
2. Dal over Min - After the game, Romo says, "it's good to be playing the NFC again."
1. Pit over Den - Shanahan tells Travis Henry to just accept the suspension because "we're not that good even with you in the lineup."
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Vikings win!
4. Colts vs. Jags
I do love Maurice Jones Drew in this match up but the Colts are pretty good. Tony Dungy will win an award for being the first african american head coach in a monday night game! Colts win.
3. Houston vs. Titans
The Texans will use Oiler throwback Jerseys and warren moon comes out of retirement after 3 quarterbacks go down. Oliers win.
2. Seahawks vs. Rams
I'm so mad at steven Jackson. Hawks win!
1.Bucs vs. Lions
Calvin Johnson will have 125 yards and 2 touchdowns. Bucs will still win.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Week 7 - Leggie
It's brief this week. I'm allowed.
4. JAx over Indy
3. Buff over Balt
2. Pitt over Den
1. Seat over STLou
4. JAx over Indy
3. Buff over Balt
2. Pitt over Den
1. Seat over STLou
Sunday, October 14, 2007
we all get one week to do it like this right?
4. Cinc over KC
3. Chargers over Oak
2. Vikes over Chicato
1. Cleve over
Vikings are in town!
4. Bengal Kittens vs. Chippewa middle school
I have a feeling that Larry Johnson is due...for the chiefs and all of his fantasy owners! I mean everyone knew he'd get off to a slow start because of his holdout but come on! I need 30 fantasy points from him this week! Chiefs win after Larry Johnson scores 5 tds.(3 rushing, 1 receiving, 1passing)
3. Brownies vs. Fins
I like this game because I don't have to watch Jamal Lewis. Jason Wright will make a name for himself by gaining only 2 yards but 3 touchdowns! Browns get the W. I'm zee trrrainer of zee dolphin!
2. Titans vs.Gruden
I like the Titans because of the movie "remember the titans"
I remember!
Real quarterbacks wear armbands!
1. Moss vs. Owens
MOSS!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Leggie, Big Week 6
4. I’m going with the KC Cheifs over the Bungels turned Bengals turned back to bungles. Let’s face it, the Bengals are a mess. The eerily resemble the Vikes of 2005. The myriad incarcerations are their love-boat and the things that used to be cute, like Ocho Cincos Td celebrations aren’t anymore, sort of like Duantes fist roll. The truth is, when you lose, things are bad. Expect three things from this game: 1) Marvin Lewis or Herm Edwards will give us a great soundbite after losing. 2) Carson Palmer will be one more game into wasting a promising career in Cincinatti (seriously, put this guy in a major market and he’s Jesus). And 3) The combination of those jersey colors will be nothing short of unwatchable. Cheifs will take it at home by 10!!!
3. Staying in the AFC west and with duante Culpepper, I’ll take the Bolt over captian tiny digits. Let’s face it, all the “charger are in trouble talk” was painfully premature. This division is really bad and if the Charger win they will have at least a share of first place. Plus, Antonio Gates wears a fanny pack. Don’t think an Raiders can say that. So San Deigo, lift your Avacado wraps high, the Bolts are ready to go on a run. Chargers by 16!!!
2. I love the Eagles over the JETS for some strange reason!!! I figure out who Chad Pennington remind me of this year. He’s the YMCA pick up basketball scrub. He’s the middle aged guy, shorts are from 1987, comes into the gym and calls “next game” really loud. Then he proceeds to play like he’s got a wedge in his pants, but plays pretty poorly, but then always makes his freethrows to make it into the next game. We all know the guy. Well, I’m confident in the Eagles coming off a bye week. Ugglies by 6!!
1. Lastly, Folks, it’s happening for the first time this year. I’m taking the Vikes over the Bears in Soldier. Am I crazy, you bet I am!!!! But here’s the rationale: I expect the Vikes to win up front with Chester and Adrian. The Vikes have historically run very well against the Bears. Also, I expect history to repeat itself. The most memorable game of Childress’ head coaching tenure was last year in Seattle. All phases were working well and the Vikes beat the Seahawks in a hostile environement. What’s the connection? That was after a bye week, just like this year. Childress comes from the Andy Reid system, a coach who is notorious for winning games after bye weeks. So in the end, it defies all logic, but I’ll take the Vikes by 6!!!
3. Staying in the AFC west and with duante Culpepper, I’ll take the Bolt over captian tiny digits. Let’s face it, all the “charger are in trouble talk” was painfully premature. This division is really bad and if the Charger win they will have at least a share of first place. Plus, Antonio Gates wears a fanny pack. Don’t think an Raiders can say that. So San Deigo, lift your Avacado wraps high, the Bolts are ready to go on a run. Chargers by 16!!!
2. I love the Eagles over the JETS for some strange reason!!! I figure out who Chad Pennington remind me of this year. He’s the YMCA pick up basketball scrub. He’s the middle aged guy, shorts are from 1987, comes into the gym and calls “next game” really loud. Then he proceeds to play like he’s got a wedge in his pants, but plays pretty poorly, but then always makes his freethrows to make it into the next game. We all know the guy. Well, I’m confident in the Eagles coming off a bye week. Ugglies by 6!!
1. Lastly, Folks, it’s happening for the first time this year. I’m taking the Vikes over the Bears in Soldier. Am I crazy, you bet I am!!!! But here’s the rationale: I expect the Vikes to win up front with Chester and Adrian. The Vikes have historically run very well against the Bears. Also, I expect history to repeat itself. The most memorable game of Childress’ head coaching tenure was last year in Seattle. All phases were working well and the Vikes beat the Seahawks in a hostile environement. What’s the connection? That was after a bye week, just like this year. Childress comes from the Andy Reid system, a coach who is notorious for winning games after bye weeks. So in the end, it defies all logic, but I’ll take the Vikes by 6!!!
Monday, October 08, 2007
I forgot my picks!!!
Cookie Monster isn't friendly after all...I always thought he was kind of creepy in a monster way!
Since I didn't make my picks yesterday I'll have to make one pick for monday. 3. Cowgirls will Romo all over the buffalo plains!
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Week 5 is Titillating
4 - Warshington over the Liasons
Dan Snyder is the Mark Cuban of the NFL, except he sucks more. Cuban is like a little boy where everyday is Christmas so he does and gets whatever he wants. Snyder is like a little boy who try's to buy friendsip becuase no one likes him. Cuban is way cooler. Plus, he's on Dancing With the Stars. I don't know if Cuban can Tango, but damn can that fool cha cha.
Dan Snyder is the Mark Cuban of the NFL, except he sucks more. Cuban is like a little boy where everyday is Christmas so he does and gets whatever he wants. Snyder is like a little boy who try's to buy friendsip becuase no one likes him. Cuban is way cooler. Plus, he's on Dancing With the Stars. I don't know if Cuban can Tango, but damn can that fool cha cha.
3- New England Pees over the Clevland Poos
The thing about New England is, they're good, berry berry good.
2 - Indy over Tampa Bay
Tampa bay is not that good. I have nothing creative to add to that.
1 - D'Bos over the SD Ragers
Being a Bears fan is tough right now. Being a Charger fan might be even tougher. I feel their plight, but I still don't think they're going to win this week.
KG wearing green. Tears.
1. Stillers over S-hawks. A rematch of Super Bowl Xtra-Large, which you may remember was brutally boring. It was boring like a matchup of the Spurs and Pistons. It was boring like the French Open. It was boring like Will without Grace. Stillers win.
2. Tits over Falcons. VY is basically Michael Vick without a penchant for animal cruelty. Joey Harrington is basically Elvis Grbac without the awesomely strange name. Could VY break the Madden Cover Curse where MV couldn't? Bryan thinks he sure damn can.
3. Pats over Poops. Special props to Assfoot for the picture of a lion on stilts. That was awesome. If I had a lion, I would definitely buy him stilts. I hate Randy Moss.
4. Skins over Lions. Boss Bailey is finally starting to fulfill his Madden '04 promise as the Lions standout linebacker, but what can one LB do against Al Saunders and his 763 pages full of plays. The J.K. Rowling of offensive coordinators outschemes the Mad Scientist, and the Skins win by 8.
2. Tits over Falcons. VY is basically Michael Vick without a penchant for animal cruelty. Joey Harrington is basically Elvis Grbac without the awesomely strange name. Could VY break the Madden Cover Curse where MV couldn't? Bryan thinks he sure damn can.
3. Pats over Poops. Special props to Assfoot for the picture of a lion on stilts. That was awesome. If I had a lion, I would definitely buy him stilts. I hate Randy Moss.
4. Skins over Lions. Boss Bailey is finally starting to fulfill his Madden '04 promise as the Lions standout linebacker, but what can one LB do against Al Saunders and his 763 pages full of plays. The J.K. Rowling of offensive coordinators outschemes the Mad Scientist, and the Skins win by 8.
worst week ever. Go Selvin Young!!
4. redskins vs a lion. I love skins. suckit lions.
3. Cardinals vs the new Stephan Jackson. I love Cards.2. Worst Fans ever vs worst Team Ever. (you decide which team to apply either descriptor to. Bears or Packers. Anyone else happy the cubs lost. I love Packers.
1. Seattle vs Pitt. I love Seattle.
At Least the Vikes wont get another loss this week.
Friday, October 05, 2007
DELL
4. MOTORCITYKITIES over the OPRESSED NATIVE AMERICANS
I agree with Lars- Bring back the old Lions please... Unfortunatly, with the Bears and Vikings falling the Lions are looking to sieze ever opportunity, plus the Skins are banged up at reciever and have Fred Smoot and his giant mouth.
3. PATRIARCHS over the POOPSTAINS
Sorry Brother, but the Patriots have officially entered my Pantheon of teams I loath, right between the Lakers and Yankees. I don't really know when it happened either, but all of a sudden there is no fun in watching this team. They are too stacked, too dominant, and to downright cocky in thier amazing team. They have as good a shot as any team to undefeated.
2. TITTIES over the FALCORS
Big Vince, fresh after the Bye at home against the Falcons-----
1. PUCKERS over the BERS
Bears look almost as bad as the Vikings right about now- BRING ON ORTON! BRING ON ORTON!
I agree with Lars- Bring back the old Lions please... Unfortunatly, with the Bears and Vikings falling the Lions are looking to sieze ever opportunity, plus the Skins are banged up at reciever and have Fred Smoot and his giant mouth.
3. PATRIARCHS over the POOPSTAINS
Sorry Brother, but the Patriots have officially entered my Pantheon of teams I loath, right between the Lakers and Yankees. I don't really know when it happened either, but all of a sudden there is no fun in watching this team. They are too stacked, too dominant, and to downright cocky in thier amazing team. They have as good a shot as any team to undefeated.
2. TITTIES over the FALCORS
Big Vince, fresh after the Bye at home against the Falcons-----
1. PUCKERS over the BERS
Bears look almost as bad as the Vikings right about now- BRING ON ORTON! BRING ON ORTON!
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Week 5 - Leggie
I love the Redskins to upend the Lions!!! Hey Detroit Lion fans (if you do really exist), I’ve got a song for you, “Back on the chain gang”, guess what? You are a Pretender. In fact you’re Chrissie Hynde, the leader of the Pretenders. Every fan is Minny, Chi-town, and GB is smirking with me because we know that you are going to have colossal meltdown soon. We’ve been watching it for years – we want the real Lions back. We want Scott Mitchell, Charlie Batch , Joey Harrington – we want the 4th quarter meltdowns and botched field goal snaps. Come back to us Detroit. Come back. The Redskins will bring the real Detroit back to America on Sunday. Skins by 12!!!
I love the Cards over the Rams!!! News flash, a team is bad enough that Gus Frerotte is going to be starting. You have to believe that Gus Frerotte and Scott Linehan have something going: Either they are in a romantic relationship or Gus videotaped Scott drunk at a Karoake bar singing Wilson Phillip’s Release Me in his underwear and is using that tape to blackmail Scott in order to keep an NFL job in Minnesota, Miami, and now St. Louis. A guess it’s more likely that Scott has continually overvalued ol’ Gus and it may not matter because Scott has no surpassed Romeo Crennel and jack Del Rio as the most likely coach to walk to the plank. BTW, expect the 2 QB system in AZ to last about as long as a new ABC comedy. Do you expect Matt Leinart to be Ok giving the final two minutes of each half to a 40 year old guy who looks like he could’ve been in Menudo? It’ll work this week though. Cards by 10!!!
I love the Saints coming off a bye week over the Pants who are coming off the realization that they payed David Carr a lot of actual American money! How come the Pants haven’t taken more heat for their horrible start? This team was supposed to be good right? I know that the Saints are banged up, but they’ve had a week out of the spotlight and I like them in a rebound game. Let me just ask the question that nobody seems to want to ask. What is that thing on Drew Brees face? Birth mark, scar, permanent marker, grease stain? It always remind me of Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy when he’s at Medeival Times and he lays the potato skins on his face and does the Silence of the Lambs bit. Remember that? Saints by 6!!!
I love the Jags in Arrowhead!!! Yes that’s right I love the Jags again this week. There isn’t a team more mercurial and hard to figure out than the Jags. They’ll lose a horrible home game and then win on the road. I like this team to go completely under the radar and have a shot at the Wild Card. I also like Maurice Jones Drew if we ever have a food shortage and have to turn to cannibalism. I don’t want to sound weird but I love Jones Drew’s thighs. Those guys are meaty. Look for the Jags and meat thighs to run the Chiefs into the ground. Jags and the well dressed Jack Del Rio by 3!!!
I love the Cards over the Rams!!! News flash, a team is bad enough that Gus Frerotte is going to be starting. You have to believe that Gus Frerotte and Scott Linehan have something going: Either they are in a romantic relationship or Gus videotaped Scott drunk at a Karoake bar singing Wilson Phillip’s Release Me in his underwear and is using that tape to blackmail Scott in order to keep an NFL job in Minnesota, Miami, and now St. Louis. A guess it’s more likely that Scott has continually overvalued ol’ Gus and it may not matter because Scott has no surpassed Romeo Crennel and jack Del Rio as the most likely coach to walk to the plank. BTW, expect the 2 QB system in AZ to last about as long as a new ABC comedy. Do you expect Matt Leinart to be Ok giving the final two minutes of each half to a 40 year old guy who looks like he could’ve been in Menudo? It’ll work this week though. Cards by 10!!!
I love the Saints coming off a bye week over the Pants who are coming off the realization that they payed David Carr a lot of actual American money! How come the Pants haven’t taken more heat for their horrible start? This team was supposed to be good right? I know that the Saints are banged up, but they’ve had a week out of the spotlight and I like them in a rebound game. Let me just ask the question that nobody seems to want to ask. What is that thing on Drew Brees face? Birth mark, scar, permanent marker, grease stain? It always remind me of Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy when he’s at Medeival Times and he lays the potato skins on his face and does the Silence of the Lambs bit. Remember that? Saints by 6!!!
I love the Jags in Arrowhead!!! Yes that’s right I love the Jags again this week. There isn’t a team more mercurial and hard to figure out than the Jags. They’ll lose a horrible home game and then win on the road. I like this team to go completely under the radar and have a shot at the Wild Card. I also like Maurice Jones Drew if we ever have a food shortage and have to turn to cannibalism. I don’t want to sound weird but I love Jones Drew’s thighs. Those guys are meaty. Look for the Jags and meat thighs to run the Chiefs into the ground. Jags and the well dressed Jack Del Rio by 3!!!
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