Saturday, September 30, 2006

Howncs' Eye Lickin Pickin

My computer crashed 11 days ago and have not had one since. Do I want a prize for accomplishing some decent rant power while sitting in a computer lab listening to a sweaty girl hack phlegm all over her screen? No. Do I want one week to steep to Buff level and do what I call a “too cool to rant” move? Yes. Week 4 will be a “I’m too cool to rant” week and I would appreciate some understanding. Also I will never use a public computer without afterwards promptly washing my entire body in a similar manner as when Bruce Willis’ naked body was scrubbed by those futuristic Nazi’s in !2 Monkey’s. If only it had been brad pitts naked body. Freakin’ Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take note Buff: at least have an excuse, or some pre-pic paragraph rant like this. We love you and want to nuzzle in your sun burned humor, and wacky antics. Also I will hopefully be getting a Rad computer on Monday, so get ready for some Photoshop. You can run photoshop on Speak’n’Spell right? (I swear, freakin’ hilarious man, I mean where did I come up with that? SpeakinSpell. Un believable. You all thought I was gonna say some awesome computer with Ram and Meganits and stuff. But instead I threw the whole speak’nspell thing in there. I mean that thing sucked. You couldn’t even do Myspace on that.) I love you all deeply, more, infact, deeply than you will ever know, My love for you is like waking up in a tent to a bear licking your eye, and placing its paw upon your heart and holding you down while he licks your eye. No mauling, just licking, and making a whimpering noise.

Atlanta vs Xona
I love Tlanta

MN vs Buffticles
I love MN even though sometimes I wonder if I should start siding on Bill Waltons side as far as MN teams are concerned.

Hous vs Miam
I love Miami

Indi vs Jets
I love Indi.

St,L vs Detriments
I love St Loisu

Cleve vs Oak
I love Cleve

Chic vs Seatt
I love Chicago. I guess I do live here don’t I, in this gigantic college town?

Sandi vs Balt
I love Snadi Aigo

Carol vs NewOh
I love Carol

KC vs SanFra
I love KC

Dallas Vs Tennis E
I love Dallas

Cinci vs NewEngl
I love Cinci

Wash vs Jacks
I love Jacks

Phili vs GB
I love Phili

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