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Ok, my boys, prepare to marvel once again at some WDYL wonderment.

Miami over Buffalo- Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor make sweet music together, and that music sounds not like "Ebony and Ivory" but Seal's "Kiss from a rose."

Minny over Pants- No Steve Smith means Jake Delhomme is more like Jake Plummer than Jake the Snake from the WWF.

Nearly Extinct Tigers over the Oranges- Cincy wins this battle of Paul Brown-associated teams. Tim Krumrie records a crucial sack to seal the victory before horribly breaking his leg and immediately being named assistant coach.

Bears over Lions- The ghost of Paul Edinger comes through with a last second field goal. The ghost of Jason Hanson is still playing.

Indy over Houston- Reggie Bush anyone? Hello, Reggie Bush?

Saints over Pack- Brett Favre is one of the greatest, most competitive QBs in history, and the rest of his team couldn't beat a team of booger-eating second-graders, much less their zit-picking seventh-grade counterparts.

G-men over Philly- This is a tough one. Division rivals battle over the rights to represent Campbell's Chunky soup. The Giants take it by 4 and the Eagles fans pelt Donte Stallworth with "Rocky VI - Escape from the Nursing Home" bobbleheads.

Ravens over The Team formerly known as the Raiders- Oakland signed Aaron Brooks as their QB and now they're horrible and none of them get along. Man, I didn't see that one coming. On the plus side, Robert Gallery has beautiful hair.

Falcors over Milwaukee - The Falcors are a poor man's 1993 Eagles. There really isn't anything more to say.

Seattle over Cards- Seattle looked horrible last week, but I personally think it was Starbucks withdrawal since they were on the road. They're back to the friendly, caffeinated confines, and they dominate.

Niners over Rams- Call me a fool, but I just feel like someday someone's going to grab Steven Jackson's dreadlock ponytail and pull, and that will be the end of the magic.

Denver over K.C. - Just because I have to hurry up and go to church.

N.E. over N.Y. -Chad Pennington's mama is so poor, the rainbow outside her house is black and white.

Chargers over Titans- Chargers continue their dominance of really, really bad teams.

Boys over Skins- Because if not, Drew Bledsoe will be on the bench.

Jags over Steelers- The Jags are like an experienced lover. The rest is open to interpretation.