For week tres, I will be using Family Guy style humor. I like this show but come on, all the jokes are the same set up. Try telling a joke without some sort of flashback, comedy writers. Oh and Lars, nice Vlade reference.
Carolina @ Tampa
The Panthers defense. I haven’t seen this big of a let down since America’s Defense on 9/11. I love the Panthies.
Chicago @ Minnesota
The Chicago Queens. Watching the bears play is like moving to Chicago and realizing that they don’t have any dairy queens. What are they thinking? Lars, where is my mudslide blizzard? I love the Swedes to death.
Cincinnati @ Pitt
C. Palmer. I haven’t seen a fantasy style game character this good since I picked up Harunathon Atanokon in my online line Dungeons and Dragons fantasy game. And though C, Palmer may not have mana power 6+ or can hurl banchie boulders from Mount Portly, he sure is looking mighty fine in those 80’s style stripes. I love bungles.
GB @ Detroit
Green Bay Packers. I haven’t seen this many gays, lesbians, bis, or transsexuals since I started my GLBT after school support group. (God Loves Bunnies Too) Maybe I should rename it. I love Detriment lioneers.
Jackson @ Indiana
Jacksonville vs Indianapolis. I haven’t had this hard of a decision since the time I was in a Jamba Juice. Holy Crap those are good. I love JacksonVille brats.
NY Jerts @ Buff
The Jets. I haven’t seen a team name this strange since my team in 8th grade little league. We were the Corporate Office Products. No joke. We were all sponsored by a different company. I love the Buf and Buff.
Tenn @ Miami
These two teams: I haven’t seen bigger losers since Every single person ever on American idol. I love Myammie dull if ins.
Wash @ Houst
Houston: I haven’t had this hard of a time coming up with a joke since that time I had to m.c. the P.B.S. special Our Heroes; amputees and their struggle for freedom. I love the home team heroes Houston by 3
Balti @ cleve
Baltimore Defense: I haven’t seen a defense this good the Seven Samurai. I love the baltiMores
NY Ginats @ Seattle
Seattle; I haven’t seen a part of the country this cool since that time I visited WalDrug South Dakota. I love S hawks
Phili @ SanFran
This rant: I haven’t seen something trail off this much since Chevi Chases career. I love Eagles
St Loisu @ Arixona
Zona’s WR’s: I haven’t seen a WR combo this sweet since Houston Oilers Super Tecmo Style. Shot gun every play. I love Cards
Denver @ New England
New England: I haven’t seen an area of the country so concerned with itself since that time I went to NY. As the wiz once said. “I’m the Whiz, yes I’m the whiz, nobody beats me cause I’m the Whiz. I love Patrioholes.
Atlanta @ N Orleans
If Atlanta loses: I won’t be this disappointed since Deadwood was canceled. Greatest show ever!! I will miss you dirty whores, and Shakespearian curse laden dialect. I love Atlanta.
Carolina @ Tampa
The Panthers defense. I haven’t seen this big of a let down since America’s Defense on 9/11. I love the Panthies.
Chicago @ Minnesota
The Chicago Queens. Watching the bears play is like moving to Chicago and realizing that they don’t have any dairy queens. What are they thinking? Lars, where is my mudslide blizzard? I love the Swedes to death.
Cincinnati @ Pitt
C. Palmer. I haven’t seen a fantasy style game character this good since I picked up Harunathon Atanokon in my online line Dungeons and Dragons fantasy game. And though C, Palmer may not have mana power 6+ or can hurl banchie boulders from Mount Portly, he sure is looking mighty fine in those 80’s style stripes. I love bungles.
GB @ Detroit
Green Bay Packers. I haven’t seen this many gays, lesbians, bis, or transsexuals since I started my GLBT after school support group. (God Loves Bunnies Too) Maybe I should rename it. I love Detriment lioneers.
Jackson @ Indiana
Jacksonville vs Indianapolis. I haven’t had this hard of a decision since the time I was in a Jamba Juice. Holy Crap those are good. I love JacksonVille brats.
NY Jerts @ Buff
The Jets. I haven’t seen a team name this strange since my team in 8th grade little league. We were the Corporate Office Products. No joke. We were all sponsored by a different company. I love the Buf and Buff.
Tenn @ Miami
These two teams: I haven’t seen bigger losers since Every single person ever on American idol. I love Myammie dull if ins.
Wash @ Houst
Houston: I haven’t had this hard of a time coming up with a joke since that time I had to m.c. the P.B.S. special Our Heroes; amputees and their struggle for freedom. I love the home team heroes Houston by 3
Balti @ cleve
Baltimore Defense: I haven’t seen a defense this good the Seven Samurai. I love the baltiMores
NY Ginats @ Seattle
Seattle; I haven’t seen a part of the country this cool since that time I visited WalDrug South Dakota. I love S hawks
Phili @ SanFran
This rant: I haven’t seen something trail off this much since Chevi Chases career. I love Eagles
St Loisu @ Arixona
Zona’s WR’s: I haven’t seen a WR combo this sweet since Houston Oilers Super Tecmo Style. Shot gun every play. I love Cards
Denver @ New England
New England: I haven’t seen an area of the country so concerned with itself since that time I went to NY. As the wiz once said. “I’m the Whiz, yes I’m the whiz, nobody beats me cause I’m the Whiz. I love Patrioholes.
Atlanta @ N Orleans
If Atlanta loses: I won’t be this disappointed since Deadwood was canceled. Greatest show ever!! I will miss you dirty whores, and Shakespearian curse laden dialect. I love Atlanta.
4 comments:
Wow! Great Bloggin! I havn't had this much fun reading something online since that time I ate those expired chicken patties and found myself on askdoctor.com.
You would eat old patties
i love askdoctor he's always dead on
He once told me that my ovaries were ripe.
Post a Comment