Dell week 3

Here Goes:

I LOVE CAROLINA at TAMPONVILLE! This galactic battle of the losers will be absolutely dominated by the Pantelones. Just contempate the insane pass rush on the purple O Line last week, and remember with reverence Brad Johnson's smart play as he was repeatedly raped violently by Julius Peppers. Now plug in Chris Simms.... ugly. I just got off the phone with retired 62 year old QB Jeff "-1 chromosome" George, and listen Gruden, he's ready and willing to make the comeback of the year.
I LOVE da BERS at da PURP! Would love to see the Bears go down here, but I have to pick them. I think this will be a low scoring ugly drawn out affair with most likely a fieldgoal ending.

I LOVE CINCI on the road at PITTS! Here's where the Bugles get payback for all the Hell the "Steal-ers" put em through all off season- kind of like when Michael Corlione in the Godfather wacks all the other crime bosses to settle the score once and for all and then has his brother in law strangled in the back of his car.... but without the gangsters, the deaths, the hitmen, the blood, the guns, the choke chord thing, any cars whatsoever, and wearing tight white with ugly orange and black stripe pants.

I LOVE the Motor City Kittys over the PACK!
I'd rather watch that Wealth Building informertial on UPN than this game, which is what I'll be doing is its on.

I LOVE INDY over JAX! Wow, another huge matchup. Jax just hasn't scored enough to convince me. I'm betting that the Cults can get a few more points and squeeze it out.

I LOVE BARFALO over the JETS! Ugly. Ugly game.
I LOVE MIAMO over the TEETS! If the Daunte blows this game, he'll be strung up by his whities outside the stadium. Either that, or the Phins Fans will start hurling vegetables like they do when somebody really sucks on stage in cartoons. Where do those vegetables come from? I mean, who brings celary and rotton tomatoes to a play?

I LOVE the HUTS over the REDSKINS! Houston is just like they've been every year, mildly decent with a chance of smokin another team every once in a while.

I LOVE the BALTS over the Skidmarks! Expect A High Scoring shootout!!! Does anyone really think Charlie Frye can be a starting QB in this league? I sure don't. It's kind of like when I was a kid and saw Captian EO at Epcot Center. Did anyone REALLY think Michael Jackson was a legit space captain with all the dancing and crotch grabbing and stuff? Actually, I think Lars did but he was only 6.


I LOVE The GIGALO GENTS to GET Sweet REVENGE in SEATAC! AJ Feely needs aboost of self esteem.

I Love the Uglies at Crusty Prospectors! Holy crap, this is taking forever to write and I'm gonna get fired.

I Love the Cards over the RAMRODS! I agree with Leg, I can't figure the Rams out. I'm starting to think they ain't so good.

I Love the PATS over DENVER OMLETTES!

I Love ATL over the Dainty Saints. Wow, too bad the NFL scheduled a good team for the first game back in floodville. Couldn't they have put the Titans, Packers or Lions in there?

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