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I love the Faclors over the Raven!!! This pick has nothing to do with anything except that I know that the Falcons will lose, that's logically why I am picking them to win. I realized that there has been a Falcons each year. In the WDYL flagship season of 2004 it was the Jags, last year it was the Giants, and now the worst of them all, the Falcons. It makes me want to harm puppies. Falcons by 7!!!

I love Houston over Buffalo!!! How bad have the Texans made me look this year? I step out on a limb saying they'll win over the Skins and Brunell complete an NFL record 22 passes in the first half. Then I go out on a limb and say the Jags will slaughter them and the Texans smite me twice!!! It's infuriating. They might play in an airport hanger, but I'll pick them at home this week. Skulls by 6!!!

I love the Jets over the Bears!!! It's an upset special for me. The Jets have proved a lot this year. I get ManGINA can go back to being MANgini after his D really shut down the Pats in the second half of last week game. I think the road trip will take a toll on the Bears and this is a classic letdown game. Jets by 10!!!

I love the Bungels over the Holies!!!! After watching the Vikes for three straight weeks, the Cinci/SD game last week was like watching God himself play football. I guess recievers can catch balls, QB's can throw past 4 yards, and that the NFL can keep me awake. That said, I see Carson going on a tear and is it too early to add Phillip Rivers into the MVP discussion? Hate to say I told you so. Bungholes by 14!!!

I love the Vikes in Miamah!!! This one goes against conventional wisdom as well, but two factors sway me: 1) I've picked the Fins as winners twice this year. That's rare, and though I expect them to play well down the stretch, I don’t see them winning three in a row. and 2) Childress has to make adjustments, right? If the Vikes lose this one hopelessly, look for my body off the shore of Gary Indiana somewhere. Purple by Lars' very life!!!

I love the Pats in Lambeau!!! First the Pats have lost 2 games in arow in three years. Needless to say, I see a new streak starting onSunday. Pats by 10!!!

Hmmm, I guess I love the Cheifs in Arrowhead!! Speaking of LarryJohnson, Grandmama's hornets jersey was my 4th favorite NBA jersey ofthe 90s. the top three? 3) Brad Daughtery baby blue, orange and black Cavs jersey, 2) Mutombo royal blue Nugget jersey (I owned this one, imagine him crying on the ground and holding onto a ball with Laphonso Ellis hugging him, and 1) Arvydas Sabonis White Blazers jersey. He looked like the Stay-Puff marshmellow man in that jersey. Chefs by7!!!

I love the Brownies at home!!!! In the battle of MAC quartebacks, I expect Chris Kaman to be on the sidelines in a sheep-skin toga, eating goat meat off the bone, and beating random players with a club. Brownsby 7!!!

I love the Pants over the Rams!!! Pants looked good on monday night. Ilike Thomas Davis a lot, even though if he was a fake rookie on MaddenI wouldn't draft him due to a very pedestrian name. Pants by 3!!!

I love the Ugglies over the Tits!!! i'm not even ranting about this hellhole of a game. Hans, enjoyed the show last weekend. I liked when you smeared an infant in poop and feed it habanero peppers. It was powerful for me. Ugglies by 7!!!

I love the Skins over the Bucs!!! I expect a gross clash of colors in this game. Is too early to give the Skins the NY Knicks, "I guess we shouldn't overpay below average washed-up veteran afterall" award.I'll be rooting for Jason Campbell. Skins by 10!!

I love the Cards to get their first win in 9 weeks over the Lions!!! Let's talk draft strategy: the Cards gotta grab Joe Thomas from Wisconsin right? And the Lions should be looking a Brady Quinn right?Oh, the season is still going for these teams? Cards by 7!!!

I love the 9ers over the Shawks!!! The 9ers have quietly gotten better on defense, and by the time they are playing in Santa Clara they might be better than USC. 9ers by 3!!!

I love the Boys over the Colts!!! C'mon Lemke, even you are not impressed with the Colts these days. They are not a 9-0 team that scares anybody. This is a tough road game and I'll call the first Indyloss. Boys by 10!!!

I love the Bolts in the game of the week!!! Even after the Bolts win in a shoot out, a bunch of you saps will take Denver won't you. Even after the Bcos barely survived a game against the Raiders, half of you sap bags will pick the Bcos. Do your worst, but I think it's a special year for the Bolts and I'll be watching this game with much interest. Bolts by 10!!!

I love the Jags over the Gmen!!! Jags are frustrating but I'll hold to my theory that they will play well enough to make the playoffs and get bounced in the wild card round. Jag by 3!!!