mascot wars

I’m gona set this week up as if the teems mascots were batteling it out. Example. The phoenix sunsquatch vs. the Double Dribble blue blob. The sunsquatch leeps upon a trampoleen to body slam the blue blob, but the blue blob is apparently just a lake, a shallow lake, and the sunsquatch lands head first resulting in a fractured spinal cord. The sunsquatch has to wear one of those head cages for a year. I love the Lakers mascot from double dribble.

A raven vs a titan. Alothough I loved that clash of the Titans movie we all watched numerous times through out our lower educational years, I believe that a raven would simply peck a titans eyes out. It sounds very mythological. I love the ravens.

A colt vs a Bill. Normally I would pick a buffalo over a colt anyday in a fight, however the added Bill at the end, leads me to believe that Buffalos mascot is just some guy named bill, who lives in buffalo new york. Dirty hippy. I love the colts

The color Brown vs a falcor. Need I say much here. I love the falcors

A Viking vs a packer. Again need I say much. This has to be one of the great futbal rivalries, although lately both teams mascots seem to be drunk and quiet awkward. Vikes need to put in their third string QB, I never understand why teams don’t take more chances, especially when they have nothing to lose. I love the Vikeries but please put in

G. Bush vs a jaguar. I would love to see this one. The epitome of giving Christianity a bad name vs. a rabid jaguar. I love the jaguars with rabies.

A chief vs a dolphin. This fight would go on for hours. Probably the hardest pic of the week. The wresteling match would take place in sea and on land, and mostly involve rolling around and grunting. I think I love the Chiefs.

Mel Gibsons patriot vs a Jet. Who has a jet as a mascot? I love the patty Burgers

A beangle vs a charher. I know the chargers were named by a board of elders, who were bribed by the power company in Diego. It reminds me of all these stadiums being named after public works companies. Lame. I love the bungries

A lion vs. a 49er. Just pitcher an old codge panning for gold, butt crack hanging out, mumbling to himself, no teeth, then picture a large lion flying in out of nowhere rolling a couple of times.. end of seen. Asland has rabies. I love the lionts

Eagle vs a redskin. The eagle as some sort of spirit bird kills any man any day. I love the eggles

I’m out of time. I love the bronries
I love the stellers
I love the cowhands
I love the S-Hawks
I love the Gianst
I love the black Pantehrs