Hawkwards Week something!!

Miami at Detroit
As an African Lullaby; Mufitunitoo the lion came into the briar, wherehe met a land dolphin. He tried to eat it, but couldn’t believe it, theland dolphin ate him instead, slowly and tail first, while the lion wasstill alive. Pleasant dreams children. I love the Wolphins.

Tampa Bay at Dallas
As from a cowboy’s leather bound journal; Upon the dusk light,shimmering the undergrowth to a cool dusty, yellow, my nose tasted ofsomething unpleasant, and of an unpleasantry unlike that of my comrade.A buccaneer hovered about the valley, so I shot it from afar, with mykeen eye looking westward still, in search of a redemption that smellslike rain. I love the cowboys.

Denver at Kansas City
As an Indian tale; A great chief couldn’t understand what his broncowas saying, the bronco became angry and threw the chief into a ravine.I love the broncos.

Arizona at Minnesota
As a Norse legend; Lars Quintin Forsberry was a Viking warrior whowasn’t too into blunt weaponry and instead would find himself chasinglemurs and eating wolliper berries in the wood. One day he wasfrolicking through the thicket when a cardinal sprite hopped about hisshoulder. Lars opted to eat the bird but for its legs, where upon hegave the bird legs to a gnome for some advice. I love Vikings.

Carolina at Washington
As a black panther rally chant; Power to the people. Power to thepeople. Let’s not let the redskins keep us down. I love the blackpanthers

Cincinnati at Cleveland
As an Ohioan; BUbgles or browns? Bungles or browns? I’ll ask thisquestion again, as I always to during this match up, How did ohio gettwo nfl teams? and it gets funnier every season. I love Bunglies

Houston at N.Y. Jets
As a Texan on a jet; "I love my jet. I bought it with the money I madein that war, and it has a hot tub and a Nintendo Wii, and a kareemabdul Jabaar is my pilot. I love the jets."

Jacksonville at Buffalo
As a conversation between me and someone named Jackson who lives in jacksonville;
Me: Wait, let me get this strait, so your name is Jackson and you live in Jacksonville?
Jackson: Uh, Yep.
Me: That’s awesome!! So did you plan it that way?
Jackson: Yes. Yes I did.
Me: That’s totally f’ed up, man. You’re crazy but I love Jackson.

New Orleans at Atlanta
As a biblical proverb; A Saint is hunched forward while reaching up for his olives. If a Falcon pecks at his hand, how is he to distinguish it from a thorn? I love the Falcon

Pittsburgh at Baltimore
As a hiku; A raven steals. Steel raves. and I steve. I love the ravens even though I don’t actually know what a Hiku is.

San Francisco at St. Louis
As a Ram herder; "I love the Rams"

Oakland at San Diego
As a cell phone salesman after someone has just asked him if he likes the cell phone chargers. " I love the Chargers"

Chicago at New England
As another lie we were told in elementary school about our country; Did you know that early patriots rode on bears instead of horses, because the bears could swipe at enemies while riding? They were precursors to modern day tanks. I love The bears.

N.Y. Giants at Tennessee
As a greek legend; A Titan was walking east under a ¾’s moon, slightly left of his shadow, when a Giant stepped on him. The titan than put on his golden ankle socks and slid out from under the giants foot. They conversed for a while, then parted ways. This is why the ¾’s moon never smiles. I love the Giants.

Philadelphia at Indianapolis
As a Justin Timberlake song; "Uh, I’ll be your colt when I ride your wings. Take me up, uh, into the heavens, uh, and I’ll be the colt riding on top of the eagle in the sky." I love Colts

Green Bay at Seattle
As someone from Green Bay; "Green bay will kick you." I love Seahawks.