Why twist an Oreo when you can dunk?

David, I pay homage to your picture of playing rugby at Mackinac High. Ah, when we were boys...

I LOVE Ravens. Total grudge match for McNair. After scoring a touchdown, he celebrates by pretending to open the training facility door, finding it locked, getting in his car, and driving to Baltimore.

I LOVE the Colts. I also LOVE how Lars rips on me for thinking that the Colts are pretty good even though THEY ARE 8-0. You're right Lars, they're actually really terrible and just pretending to be good.

I HATE Atlanta, but still think they will win even though they are the Falsucks.

I LOVE the Vikes, although not really after watching the ugliest offense this side of Oakland for a whole season.

I LOVE the Jags. Do they have the first all-black quarterback controversy in league history? No others are popping to mind.

I LOVE the Chefs. Grandmama will get 40 touches again this week. I'm thinking he's approaching Eddie George territory. Big, bruising runner who absolutely carries his team, loves to demolish defenders, and gets 993 carries a year. Then he's 29 and the wheels fall off.

I LOVE the Pats. Pats did their best Denny Green Vikes "what the hell were they thinking" impression. Still will probably be in the S-Bowl.

I LOVE the Chargers. I'm not sure that they'll win, but I love 'em so I'm picking them.

I LOVE the Lions. At least when they're home against the 9ers.

I LOVE the Eagles. Hank Baskett is a poor man's Eric Parker.

I LOVE the Bcos. Actually, I love the Raiders. I rejoice in how absolutely horrible they are with great glee. I love to watch them fail. I love the disorganization and chaos that occurs every time they step on the field. I love that they manage to make mistakes that you so rarely see, like Andrew Walter being sacked on three consecutive plays, or Randy Moss dropping third down passes when there's no one near him. I can honestly say they are my absolute favorite team to watch this year. Go silver and black! Yeah!

I LOVE the Cards. Upset alert! Upset alert! (Imagine me using a robot voice when you read that, it's much cooler.)

I LOVE the Steelers over the Aints. I'm hereby picking against the Aints every week. This can't be happening. There must be tear in the time-space continuum.

I LOVE the Rams. Seneca Wallace, formerly of the ISU Cyclones, I love you, but you're more Jarius Jackson than Steve Young.

I LOVE the G-men. Sorry, Bears fans, but you had to know that this team had some problems. They'll still win the division, but this game could cost them home field, and thus a S-bowl berth.

I LOVE the Pants. In a contest between Chucky, Jake Delhomme, and me, who would win the award for "Most strange candid facial expressions when something goes wrong?" It's a good thing none of us play poker.

All Sundquists poop their pants.