Week 12 - Legend signing in

I love D-town over Miamah!!!! We all know for damn well sure that Joey Harrington is a bad, bad QB when he plays in Ford field. Does anybody else think that the Lions playing on Thanksgiving day is a tradition that needs to stop. I mean, what a horribly meaningless game this is. Lions by 7!!!

I love Dallas over the Tampons!!! I’d love to see the TB throwbacks for thanksgiving. The orange, yellow, red, and orange again jerseys are classic. Is Gradkowski black? Dallas by 6!!!

I love KC over the B’cos!!! Alright, the Bcos are in freefall, everybody suddenly loves the Bolts who I’ve vouched for all year, and half the country doesn’t get to watch this game because the NFL network is unavailable. I swear that the NFLN is one step away from Al-Jezeera. KC by 7!!!

I love the Purp!!! Am I silly for picking the Purp? Yes. Will the Cards win this game? Certainly. Have I been right about the Vikes yet this year? Only once. Did I almost jump in front of a train after last weeks loss? Yes. Will the Vikes let me down again this week? Without question. Here’s to dreaming. Vikes by 1!!!

I love the Pants over the Skins!!! Dangerous game here for the Pants, but against a first time QB, and wash-up veterans who have mailed it in, I’ll take the streaking teal cats. Pants by 10!!!

I love the Bengs over the Browns!!! In the rematch for the battle of Ohio, I like Eric Metcalf to return a punt, Anthony Munoz to do some sweet lead blocking, Dwayne Rudd to rip off his helmet mid-play, and Akili Smith to break some ankles. Bengs by 7!!!

I love the JETS over the Texmex!!! Anybody every had the Texmex at Louisiana Café? It’s fascinating. It’s larger than my torso, contains 1 pound of hashbrowns, contains a vegetable I can’t identify, and sit in you for over 10 days. It’s a trip man, and it’s only 9 dollars!!! JETS by 9!!!

I love Buffalo over the Jags!!! Buffalo is a tough place to place, and I suspect that Jags will be up and down all year. Losman by 3!!!

I love the Falcors to break the losing streak!!! See reasoning in the Vikings pick above. Falcons by 3!!!

I love the 9ers over the Rams!!! Man, the Rams are in quite a freefall. And I never thought I’d say it, but the 9ers could take this division from the Shawks if their not careful. You might as well contract that whole division if the 9ers win it. 9ers by 7!!!

I love the Bolts over the Raydahs!!! Remember week one? Enough said! Bolts by 17!!!

I love the Pats over the Bears!!! I expect the Pats to make the Bears look just as silly as they made the Vikes look, and I expect there to be tons of game film to mull over for Bears opponents in weeks to come. Hope you enjoy that LB core Rexy. Pats by 10!!

I love the Ravens over the Steelers!!! Billick should give himself a raise. Ravens by 7!!

I love the Gmen in a rebound game!!! Tits wore baby blue pants on Sunday. Speaking of baby blue, did anybody see the new Jazz jerseys? Did anybody else see that the Jazz are really good. I love the NBA. Gmen by 14!!!

I love the Colts over the Ugglies!!! The Ugglies are going to be a lot more ugly without Donovan and with semi-retard Jeff Garcia!! Colts by 14!!!

I love Seattle over Green Bay!!! Looks like Favre will play and that the NFC north doesn’t have to worry about Aaron Rodgers have a consecutive game streak like Favre’s for the next 15 years. Shawks by 7!!!