Mystery - Week 5

Chicago over Buffalo - Bears D plays game with eyes closed. Bills score 3.Carolina over Cleveland - Local Cleveland high school team goes to Carolina inplace of the Browns. No one notices.Minnesota over Detroit - Lions players seen giggling throughout game becausethey can't believe they're still being called an NFL teamNew England over Miami - Patriots fans give loudest ovation to Saban because hecontinues to put Culpepper in as quaterbackSt. Louis over GB - Favre contends he still wants to continue to play football,but admits he gave up trying to play well a long time agoNO over TB - Bucs lose but Gruden finally passes kidney stone he's been pushingout for yearsIndy over Tennessee - Three more Tennessee players attack defenseless Coltsbecause they realize they won't have to then continue to play for the TitansWashington over Giants - LaVar Arrington goes over and sits on Redskins benchbecause he's more comfortable there than on the fieldKC over Arizona - Kurt Warner goes down with a concussion even though he's notstartingJax over Jets - Jaguars give their defensive line the day off. Jets average 2.3yards a carry.Oakland over SF - Thinking he's funny Jerry Porter calls this game the "HorraBowl." Albert Haynesworth flies across the country and kicks him in the head.Haynesworth gets reinstated.Dallas over Philly - Not to be outdone, McNabb seen on the sidelines trying towrite a better children's book than T.O. He ends up making his mom do it.SD over Pitt - Steelers are to a win as Jerome Bettis is to a good studiocommentatorBalt over Denver - Broncos and rest of football world are in utter dismay thatJamal Lewis and Steve McNair are not injured yet