As Mystery Man, I have a bone to pick. Last week my true name slipped out.This was not appreciated. Prior to one week ago, the identity of Mystery Manwas truly a mystery even to myself. No one knew my identity. So why was thecommish so flippant in discarding a really well kept secret? Just because Idon't post directly on the blog and must use the commish to post doesn't meanhe can abuse his power. I'm MYSTERY MAN. You'd think it would beself-explanatory. So please, from now on, get the name right. Onto the picks: Atlanta over Arizona - Michael Vick realizes he completes passes better when hecloses his eyes. Dallas over Tennessee - Titans are too busy making T.O. jokes Indy over Jets - Peyton films another commercial between every play Miami over Houston - Coach Saban tells Culpepper to try passing to the Houston defense. Minnesota over Buffalo - Dick Jauron can't hold a straight face any longer and starts uncontrollably laughing New Orleans over Carolina - NFL admits they are fixing games to make the Saints the feel-good story of the year San Diego over Baltimore - McNair remembers he's supposed to be injured San Fran over KC - Herman Edwards didn't win with the Jets St. Louis over Detroit - The Rams get pumped up before the game by watching video of how Mike Martz ruined their club Cleveland over Oakland - Raiders figure they'll take a fourth bye week Jax over Washington - Joe Gibbs keeps calling plays for Joe Theismann, John Riggins, and Tony Stewart Cincinn over NE - Patriots trade the rest of their wide receivers away Chicago over Seattle - Bears win. Nothing to joke about. Philly over GB - To prevent another Giant-like comeback, the game is ended after three quarters
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