Timmb - What the hell? How can you claim that the big pick doesn't have a place in WDYL? When I correctly pick both the Texans and Browns to win their first game, as I so presciently did last week, I want the world to know!! In the future, let's keep the negativity to ourselves, ok?
Chicago over Buffalo - Unless Darryl Talley comes off the bench to sack Grossman, Bills got no shot.
Pants over Poops - Coming off their triumph against the mighty Raiders, Poops suffer a letdown.
Vikes over Lions - Yes, Lars is correct. Vikes resemble the Trent Dilfer Ravens or Brad Johnson Bucs that won S-Bowls, but their defense isn't nearly that good. I nominate Steve Hutchinson for least impactful headline grabbing offseason acquisition through four games.
Pats over Fins - You know, trading Daunte for the right to draft an offensive lineman named Ryan Cook in the second round isn't looking so bad right now.
Rams over Green Bay - This is totally against my better judgement. Marc Bulger will probably turn Kurt Warner and break his hip, amd Brett Favre is still Brett Favre. Which means that he can be terrible for three games and then look like the MVP.
Saints over Bucs - Gradkowski drops back...
Colts over Teets - Cory Simon may be out with a severe case of roundness, but who wins the shootout between Peyton and Vince?
G-men over Skinnies - Jason Sehorn comes back to make a big pick and marry another supermodel.
Chiefs over Cards - Cards O-line is worse than the macaroni and cheese that you made late at night but never finished, or even took out of the pot, but still chose to eat the next morning after it had been sitting out all night. Actually, that's pretty good, so I guess saying the Cards are worse than that is not saying much. Never mind.
Jags over Jets - The Jets are going to lose, but I gotta give it up for the solid retro look in, and this is key, their regular, every game uniforms. This isn't some throwback, once a season thing. It's a commitment to honoring a time when life was simpler, classier. A time when QBs in New York wore fur coats on the sidelines. When scandals involved breaking into the headquarters of your political rivals, not "e-mails" to "young boys." When d-lineman could be proud and unashamed of their steroid use. Here's to you, Jets, and bringing us back to the good old days.
Niners over Raiders - Oakland worst football team all time ever.
Iggles over Boys - Watching this game just to hear T. O. get the loudest round of boos in sporting history. And it couldn't happen to a better town.
Chargers over Steelers - LT is like the fifth element from the movie The Fifth Element. "The supreme being. Perfection." And also because he likes wearing five strips of cloth in public and taking off his wet shirt with strange men in the room.
Broncos over Ravens - I picked one road team to win. Very crafty. Or very stupid.
If I lose to Buffet, my name is Peter Williams.
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3 comments:
Too clear up confusion -
I love the Big pick
It just seemed that some of the things that Lars called big picks, where not actually big picks.
For example, picking the Bills to beat the Bears and the Bears losing would have been a "Big Pick" because the chances are so rediculiously small.
Impossible to lose to Buffet late in the year... I think it's official... Where is the Buf?
Mr. No Show still has a better record then I do.
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