Legend- Signing in - 6

I love the Lions over Buffalo!!! It's hard for me to see the Lions losing this week. They are due at least one win soon. They were much more competitve than the Bills and the Bills are walking with their tails between their legs.

I love the Pants over the Ravens!!! This is a classic stretch of the season where we forget about the Panthers and then in 3 weeks we are talking about how awesome they are. Then Fox gets outcoached in the playoffs. It's like an American pasttime!!

I love the Bucs over the Bengs!!! The Bengs basically pooped their pants against the Pats and the Bucs have to win soon. That D is still a single digit game waiting to happen and the Bucs have a QB that I can't pronounce but he good pretty good.

I love the Boys over the Cowskulls!!! When will people realize that Drew Bledsoe is a decent quarterback that pretty much never wins? He's Dominique Wilkins without the falttop, tight shorts, and windmill slam dunks. He's also my dad.

I love the Falcors over the Gmen!!! I like I'd rather watch more coverage of the Corey Lidle's death than NY's giants this weekend. The Falcors and Gmen have no intrigue at all for me. There is some good news about the Lidle death, at least a Yankees finally got a hit with a man on. I mean why couldn't Lidle find that sinker last week. I'm officially going to hell.

I love the Saints over the Ugglies!!! I could lose every game this week with picks like this, but the Saints are finding ways to beat teams at home and I'm certainly not sold on the Eagles. There wide out is Hank Baskett. Doesn't exactly instill confidence.

I love the S'Hawks over the Rams!!! If there is one thing I know about Scott Linehan, it's that he loves Gus Frerotte. The other thing I know about him is that he make you think he's good then he breaks your heart. I'm not falling for it.

I love the Skins over the Tits!!! Question: how in the world did we not come up with the "tits" nickname at WDYL's inception two years ago? We've all been calling them the Titans or the "Remember the.." or the Oilers. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

I love the Steelers to rebound over KC!!!! Does anyone else think that Big Ben looks a lot like a not down-syndrome version of former WVU Mountaineer and current Celtic Kevin Pittsnogle. I mean seriously, take away the googly eyes, amateur tattoos, and deep inset retard eyes and they are fraternal twins!!

I love the JETS in NY!!!! I mean, we always knew that Lidle was a fireballer. I couldn't be more ticked at ESPN. If Lidle was on the Royals, Twins, or Mariners, this would've gotten a minute of coverage after NASCAR nation, the WNBA allstar game, and another story on Alex Rodriguez. I think they just launch an ESPNlidle station.

I love the Bolts in SanFran!!! Can everyone please agree that Shawne Merriman is my daddy. I mean seriously, the dudes a stud. Everytime the Bolts wear the throw backs I ask my wife to have sex!!!

I love the Bacos over the Gaydars!!! How come ESPN didn't give Lidle-esque coverage to Aaron Brooks death two weeks ago. What? He's still alive?

I love the Bears in AZ!!!! I'm with Peter though, all the Miami Sbowl talk down here makes me more and more sure that Grossman will break the lower half of his body without anyone touching him (seriously, did anyone even touch him), or throw 5 ints some game, or Urlacher will pull a hammy, or Kruetz will give birth to a small fawn. Something is going to happen soon. I feel it.