DELL ver. 6.0

I LOVE BARFELO over the MOTORCITYKITTYS!
Are both the Bills and the Lions lowsy loser teams? Yes. Do they both find ways to lose close games? Yes. Do they both resemble a runny pile of my dogs crap? The kind I have to pick up with a plastic baggy? Yes. Is there any way both of them can lose? No. The Bills have the odds against them, but I am absolutely convinced after last week that the lions will find some way to stay winless.

I LOVE THE PANTS over the RAVEENS!
It’s time for the Panthers to prove what they are made of. Big props to Legend. This game has to be a W for the Panthers to basically fit the John Fox pattern.

I LOVE THE BAGELS over the TAMPONS!
Isn’t it nuts how 3 weeks ago everyone was amazed with the Bagels and now all of a sudden they suck, they have all sorts of problems, the uniforms are ugly… etc…. If they loose to the Bucs I’m convinced.

I LOVE THE BROKEBACKS over the COWSKULLS!
How much does it suck to have TO on your team? For all those other players who ever wanted to be on “The Young and the Restless”, they’ve had that type of season. I’m just waiting for him to passionately plant a slo-mo smooch on the tuna under a foggy lens.

I LOVE THE FALCORS over the GIGALO GENTS!

I LOVE THE AINTS over the UGLIES!
Does anybody really believe all the Eagles hype? Come on. Go SANTS! What if Pope Benedict played for the saints? Would anyone have the courage to take him out or pull him down by his big pointy hat? I think not.

I LOVE THE SAWKS over the RAMRODS!
Even without Shaun Alexander the Hawks are still a better team. Can anyone explain the Rams?

I LOVE THE SKINS over the TEETS!
Man, what a crappy game. Remind me to mute the volume and watch this one with Creed pumped up on the stereo to 11.

I LOVE THE GAY TACONITE ORE PROSESSORS over the CHEFS!
No other team has more to prove this week than the Steelers.

I LOVE THE J.E.T.S. over the FLIPPERS!
Joey’s picks last week had to be thrown on purpose. I really think he’s getting paid by Vegas odds-makers to throw games ala Shoeless Joe. Meanwhile, Daunte gets his role on by himself back on the bench, or looking into a mirror in the locker room.

I LOVE THE BOLTS over the CRUSTY PROSPECTORS!
Last week, seeing those powder blue unis with the numbers on the helmets nearly gave me an erection. I don’t know what that means. Anyway, hands down THE coolest uniforms in professional sports. They cannot loose if they come out with the powder blue.

I LOVE THE BACOS over the RUDUHS
On a side note, what the hell are bacos made out of? It certainly isn’t bacon or any kind of real meat- In my opinion bacos are almost identical to Folgers instant coffee crystals, but with lots of artificial dog-food grade bacon flavoring.

I LOVE DA BERS over the LITTLE RED SONGBIRDS!
Do I even need to comment? The Bears have that ’85 aura about them, no doubt. As a fan of football, even Taco has to give props to da Bers.