Logo Centric

-I love the Broncos even though their logo is only missing a unicorn horn. Talk about fantasy football. Seriously, it’s such a girly logo.

-I love the “Boxes next to the register at the restaurant, with the little candies in them that look like they should be free, but since they have a picture of a lion, and say Lions Club on them, I guess we should pay for them.” to win their first game. I have never purchased a Lion’s Club Peppermint Patty and I don’t know anyone who ever has. What a rip off, and also I don’t want to give charity to a club, so they can afford to put more fake wood paneling up in their dirty lodge.

-I love Lina. I had a dream last night where I was up north somewhere, and it was really windy, and there were a couple of panthers running around terrorizing people, I tried to shoot one of them with my sniper rifle, there was a big lake, and smoke rising from a distant city, and planes were flying like Mach 2 because of the tail winds. All in all a fairly uneventful dream, nothing too weird. (seriously, really tame)

-I love Bungelsitas. C, Palmer has let me down this season, in my fantasy league, but I do love the bungles. Also I predict C. Palmer will have an awesome game, to try and makeup for the last time he played two weeks ago.

-I love the “Robert Duvall in Open Range”. I wore my cowboy boots all day yesterday, and also my golfer on tiger Woods ’07 is a cowboy. Also, second week in a row where R. Duvall has been dropped.

-I love the NY Massives. I don’t think this constitutes an upset pic, honestly, but I can’t stand the falcons logo. It looks like one of those art deco statues built in the late 30’s to look like it was from the future. Lame. Plus The giant’s logo is the only one that is simply text. It reminds me of classic NHL style.

-I love the Electronic Gulls.

-I love Seaattle. Have you ever seen a seaHawk? They’re tremendous. They usually eat Rams by picking them up by grabbing their horns with their normous talons, and then they fly upwards, towards the top of a giant sequoia, where they hook the ram on a branch by its horns, so that it dangles, and a Narfling comes out of a hole in the tree and talks to the ram about the Blazing Dagger, and then he cuts the rams horns so it falls into the seahawks nest. There it is eaten.

-I love the “Indian’s equivalent to the N word”. The redskin’s actually have a cool logo, cAn’t believe it is still allowed, but I love it.

- I love the thieveries. Even though I can’t stand thieves, I once had a jean jacket stolen in New york. I drove around looking in allies for someone trying it on, I thought, I’m gona punch him in the throat to immobilize him, than I’ll get my jean jacket back. Then I’ll kick him in the groin, but then I’ll buy him a cup of coffee and a donut, cause there are a lot of Dunken Donuts in NY.

-I like the “thing that crashed us onto this crazy island”. This game is a tough decision, but since my dream involved jets last night, and Lost has started up again, and NY seems to be all about airplanes ramming things, and cause every time I think about the Jets I get that stupid song stuck in my head. Benny and the Jets, complete with fake crowd cheers. I PIC jETS

-I love the “Grizzly bear who runs at me full speed but then stops at my feet and lets his lower lip hang down, and rocks his head side to side.” Go chargers.

-I love the “hate to loves”. Go chicago bears, I guess.

-I love “Bye week”. Even though Minnesota has a bye week, I bet you they will still somehow manage to loose. As michael Bolten in Office Space once said "big time".