Legend- Signing in week 7

For my brother. I love you pal-

I love the Pants over the Bengs!!!! As long as we’re talking about pants, you could always tell when the Dell was about to poop his pants. The telltale sign was when he would stop a one-on-one games and stand, leaning against the pole with legs erect and ball under his armpit. He would then ask a question like, “so what’s new?”, a question he would never ask otherwise. It was really fun to grab another ball and through it at him while he worked through his prariedog problem. Pants by 10!!!

I love the JETS over the Lions!!! Nate’s favorite game for three years was the original version of Tie-Fighter for PC. I’m sure it would look hilarious now. A bunch of white specks and red/green lazers flying around. Jets by 10!!!

I love the Pack in Miamah!!!! Nate, I bet you’re glad you didn’t spring for that Purple infant Duante jersey. I’m sure glad you did. I couldn’t bear to see Ben in that thing. Pack by 3!!!

I love the Jags in Houston!!!! I remember a few summers when Nate was in highschool and his goal was to see every movie that came out in a summer. He would put up newspaper clippings of the movies he viewed. Apollo 13 was one of them, and Houston co-incidentally has a problem this Sunday. Jags by 14!!!

I love NE at Buf!!! This is Nate’s purgatory. On the one hand, his brother loves the Pats, on the other, his Grandmother loved the Jim Kelly led Bills. I expect a solid sha-lacking by the Pats, not unlike the sha-lacking that Nate receives when playing king of the hill on a snow mound, floating raft, or dirt pile. Pats by 12!!!

I love the Tampons over the Uglies!!! The tampons take a hit by losing one of the flattest asses in league history by trading Booger McFarland. Nate doesn’t have that sort of “happy ass” but he does use his ass better volume for volume than nearly anyone on the low block. Outstanding hook shot, below average lay-up accuracy. Bucs by 3!!!

I love the Steelers over the Falcors!!! I’m done picking the Falcors now, they are such a buzz kill. I expect a whipping sort of like when Nate whipped me directly in the back, unprovoked, with an Indiana Jones bull whip when I was 8. Sweet Dell. Steelers by 13!!!

I love the Bolts in Arrowhead!!! Nate seemed to have a weird fascination with things like Arrowhead, petrified wood, and rocks. Brother, do you still use that fossilized bird in cement as a paperweight? Bolts by 17!!!!

I love Cleveland to upset the B’cos!!! Nope, B’cos haven’t sold me at all yet. D is good, but I like the Browns coming off the bye week. Nate remember when we went to Canton last year? Have you ever seen so many Bob Evans and Strip Joints so close together? It’s great to fear for my life with you brother. Browns by 3!!!

I love the Cards in Oakland!!! I wonder if Nate has had a many injuries as the entire Raiders team over the last 9 years. The difference is, you just look at Nate’s ankle and he sprains it. You blow on his thumb and it’s jammed. You speak in his general direction and he gets a fat lip. Cards by 17!!!

I love the Shawks over the Purp!!! Nate sorta looks like former Sonic Detlef Schrempf, so I’ll take the S’hawks. BTW, greatest N-dell basketball moment. Before the games began at Roseville Cov Thursday night pick-up, Nate noticed a piece of blue foam hanging awkwardly from the side of the glass. He was perturbed, not wanting said foam to disturb the balling, he jumped up to pull it off. He grabbed it and pulled his legs up. Of course the foam gave way, and he fell directly on his coccyx. The dudes all saw it happen – it was pretty awesome. Hawks by 6!!!

I love the Colts over the Skins!!! If you ever get the chance, please have Nate throw a left handed passes with a football. It’s one of the greatest sights ever. It’s so awkward it hurts. Brunnel is a better lefty, but not by much. Colts by 14!!!

I love the Boys over the G-men!!! Brother, I wish you the best this week. Pick the G-men I dare you.