Legend 8 -signing in

I love the Bears in Chi-town!!! You guys should hear talk radio here in Chi today!! Hilarious!!! They are absolutely blasting Cedric Benson for being a baby. Ditka called him a nancy!!! Now that’s entertainment. Bears ought to coast here, but Alex Smith has to be up for most improved player so far. Bears by 14!!!

I love the Bengals over the Falsucks!!! I hate the Falcons in WDYLdom. They will definently win this game just because I picked against them. I just know it. Either way, Bengals are still hard to figure out or feel too good about. Stripes by 7!!!

I love the Chiefs in Arrowhead!! This brings back memories of when the Hawks and Cheifs were AFC divisional foes. I miss Elvis Grbac and Ricky Waters. Seneca Wallace is not a bad QB, but I guess after last week, Arrowhead does count for something. Ugly fans by 10!!!

I love the Texans in Titville!!! What’s more likely, Texans take 2 of 3 or Tits win two in a row? If you're my friends, you won't let me go to Vegas this week. Skulls by 9!!!

I love the Pack at home!!! Can’t believe how many times I’ve picked the Packers this year (I think 4 or 5 times!!) but they looked pretty good in south florida and the Cards are really unpickable right now. Green Machine by 7!!!

I love the Gmen over the Tampons!!! The Tampons have given me two wins that nobody else got the last two weeks, but the Gmen looked good on Monday, and I think they’ll keep the roll going. Gs by 3s!!!

I love the Jags in Philly!!! Yup, I’m picking the Jags who were dogs in Houston last week to get it done in Philly b/c I think they are good team. Good teams bounce back from bad losses, and that’s what you’re going to see this week. Notice also that Philly losses games they should win. That’s what losers do. Jags by a last second field goal!!!

I love the Saints in the Sdome!!! Remember when we thought the Ravens were good and the Saints were bad. We were stupid. Saints by 6!!!

I love the Bolts over the Ewes!!! I like the Bolts to keep pace with the B’cos (who you all know that I don’t like really at all) and win this week. I expect the Rams to get dizzy from looking at their own helmets and XFL jerseys. Chargers by 17!!!

I love the Steelers in Oaktown!!! Until Art Shell starts supporting his breasts, I have to pick against him. Man, does anyone else think that Big Ben is almost as cursed as the Raiders are? Steelers by 13!!!

I love the Colts over the Bacos!!! Tough game to pick but history leans towards the Colts. Lemke probably loves this game because both teams are predictable and uninspiring. That’s how he rolls. Colts by 6!!!

I love the Browns at home to snap the streak!!! Somebody sell me on the Jets, c’mon I’m waiting. I mean, how easy do the Pats have division? Are you kidding me? Browns by 3!!!

I love the Pants over the Boys!!! The Pants are destined for the P-offs which means they will win when they have to win. This is the kind of game that helps them keep pace and makes Ed Werders head explode. Pants by 7!!!

Oh boy, I hate even picking this game, but I love the Pats in Minny!!! My rooting interests are with the Purple for this game, but I think the Pats should come in a run effectively enough to win. The Pats are used to Monday nights, and the Vikes aren’t. I hope I’m wrong, but I think the Vikes will fall short at the end. Pats by 6!!!