Week 4 Motha' *&$^#@!!!!

Lets do this thing:

4. I Love the PANTS over the PIRATES WITH POOR HYGENE
It looks like David Carr will finally get the chance to proove that his life isn't a dismal failure. Given Steve Smith's rediculous skill, even a high crazy David Carr lobb should be good for 6. Plus, David Carr doesn't know what its like to play with any sort of protection at all. I still don't know if I believe in the Bucs. Any team that has the audacity to make one of thier colors Pewter deserves a little dissing. Pewter isn't a color, its a metalic alloy alright?

3. I Love tha IRON ORE PROCESSORS over the PEDOFILE PRIESTS
Pitt is the real deal, and now Kurt Warner is back for the Cards. Watch out Lars!!!! BRENDA WARNER IS BACK!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I gotta say though, some of these throwback unis have been downright embarassing. Last week the Eagles took the field in powder blue and yellow bakery outfits and don't get me wrong, it was bad, but it was nowhere near as bad as the Steelers with yellow helmets the week before. My retinas are still burning

2. I Love the ELECRIC BOLTS over the NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBAL LEADERS
After starting the 2007 season with superbowl ambitions and playing toilet ball, I gotta think this is a sure fire win at home for the chargers. How much must it suck to be Norv Turner? Everybody in the world knows he sucks at his job and yet he keeps getting opportunites. He's like the on-call substitute teacher/head coach of th NFL.

1. I Love the COWSKULLS over the DIRTY BIRDS
Even without Andre Johnson, the Texans are far superor and should win, plus Matt Shaub gets to return to the stadium where he was benched for 3 years in favor of complete disaster. He's gonna put up 800 yards and maybe even throw a long bomb to himself.