1. Foreskins over Goliath- This matchup is totally reminiscent of the album release showdown between Kanye and 50 Cent. How much was the hip-hop community, of which I am a member, looking forward to such a historic, memorable day, Sept. 11. It's a day no one will ever forget. Just like Fiddy and Kanye's battle, one side, the Foreskins, will utterly dominate, and the other, the Giants, will have to fulfill their promise to retire if they lose. Apparently, after this day New York/New jersey will only have one team.
2. Bacos over JAG- How sexy is David James Elliott? So sexy that he can take a show originally conceived as Top Gun meets A Few Good Men (according to Wikipedia) and help it to rule the coveted Friday night, no-one-is-watching time slot for nine years. He is not sexy enough, though, to defeat the Bacos this weekend.
3. Pats over the Buff- The Pats are a model franchise, and the NFL is a copycat league. The Buffs try to take a page out of Belichick's book with some creative use of video, but Jauron screws it up and, rather than taping the Pats signals, he tapes So You Think You Can Dance in the Pats clubhouse. Buffs lose, but at least Jauron gets to watch Danny and Anya's stellar foxtrot.
4. Saints over Tits- Saints are playing like a team full of seventh-round draft picks, but they're too good to not start winning. Or are they? After all, no one thought they were going to be any good last year, and then they were. One year fluke, ala Dane Cook, or long-term powerhouse, ala Rob Schneider? I say Deuce Bigalow is in the HOUSE!!!
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