Picks are so Passe

First of all, I think I understand the rules of this year's league about as well as I understand long division and the second Matrix movie. Maybe I'm an idiot, or maybe I'd understand better if I spent my time bending spoons and flicking my boogers at Keanue Reeves. I'm an idiot.

In my annual rite of starting off the season with long entries only to have them dwindle down to phone in picks to the Commish by the end of the season, I begin with...

4..I love the Steele over the Passed Gas in Solid Forms
I'm pretty sure I remeber seeing Romeo Crenell in a movie once. He was one of the crazed gorillas in the screen adaptation of Michael Crichton's "Congo". He ripped off the arms of people and ate their brains. Now if he could only suit up for the Browns, his team would still lose, but at least he'd be in a book I read in the 7th grade.

3...I love Allen Iverson over ....
The explanation that was supposed to match the title was going to be, "I love Allen Iverson over another notable proffesional basketball player from Green Bay." That was until I remembered that there are no other proffesional athletes in Green Bay other than Packers, and that the only good thing about Green Bay, is that it's going to hell first when the rapture happens, thus giving other heretics time to repent for their sins lest they be cast into the burning lake of sulphur with their cheesehead brethren. Depending upon your interpretation of scripture of course. (Philly over Green Bay)

2...I love Rain Inducing Depression over Sun Inducing Cancer
What happens when you mix the grunge of Seattle with the geriatrics of Tampa Bay? One hilarious sitcom. The king of Seattle is the landlord of 4 very naughty grandmas who are anything but nice. Tune in to catch this seasons hottest new ABC sitcom to be cancelled in 2 weeks, "How I Met Your Grandmothers".

1...I love the bears over Cargill

That sums it up nicely.