4. Cubs vs. Bolts!!!!
This one is too easy. I can still see all the bears fans faces... crying after their amazingly sad super bowl where the gave manning his first ring. The monsters of the midway are still depressed from their miserable Super Bowl appearence where only Devin Hester showed up to play. Now Mr. Hester has been converted to a wide reciever which takes away from the bears biggest strength, kick returns. My main man Gates will set the single game reception record for a tight end in this season opener. The chargers will win...bears fans will cry....again!
3. Eaglets vs. A.J. Hawk
The Packers are my least favorite team of all time. I'm actually mad that I have to even write about the packers but I'll deal with it. McNabb has something to prove this game. He is coming back from a torn acl and needs to show everyone he's got game. He also needs to prove to campbell's chunky soup his mother can still serve a mean dish. The pack attack is wack! They have no chance unless Farve wants the chunky soup deal! Eagles will dominate. Farve gets served!
2. Pitt Stains vs. Browns
Tomlin is the new head coach of the steel curtain, leaving the vikings to find a new defensive coordinator. I love that guy and don't think we'll find anyone like him again. Jamal Lewis is a turd leaving a Browns streak all over the field. I hate Quinn with a passion and I'm so happy the Vikings passed on him in the draft to take the amazing Adrian Peterson. Rothcheeseburger didn't ride a motorcycle this offseason so he'll back on top. Steelers win, Browns are still worthless!
1. Pats vs Pennington
I'm laughing outloud because Chad Pennington is still a starting quarteback in the nfl! The Jets are flying high right now with the addition of Thomas Jones but they are forgetting they still suck. The Patriots are winning the super bowl this year getting rid of dillion and adding amazing talent. Moss...worth a 4th round pick!(way to go vikes) Stallworth a stud...Thomas a stallion linebacker. The old gopher Maroney will destroy them being the featured back; 2 touchdowns 135 yards! Patriots win...Pennington gets cut, finds a new job at Great Clips.
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