Lets Do This, Vixen Style

How many times have we founds ourselves thinking, "Boy, what I wouldn't give to watch a bunch of overweight 45 year old lesbians play full contact football!" Well, thank the good lord, because now we can. Visit www.minnesotavixen.com to see. Could a rag tag group of untrained middle aged women beat the worst teams in the NFL? Maybe, because thats how bad they are. In honor of the Browns, Cheifs and Bucs, this week Dells picks have been brought to you courtesy of the Minnesota Vixen, Minnesota's professional womens football team. Here's the Vixen O-Line to introduce the Pics:

1. PANTS over the COWSKULLS
Here's Left Tackle Martha McMurry. Shes big on the ultra hot week one play of the Carolina Panthers, especially returning home against the Texans.








2. I Love the AINTS over the BUCS.
Lets just say that Big Connie here might protect Jeff Garcia better
than the Buccaneers OLine did last week. You have to admire Jeff Garcia for selling out so huge, leaving a real condender in Philly and a situation where he was finally seen as a genious QB for a crappy franchise. They're basically paying him to get smeared every game for the whole season.




3. I Love the BAGLES over the POOPSTAINS
Here's Janet "Big-Meat" O'Hallahan. She knows, just as I do, that the Browns suck a lot. They're actually bringing her in for a physical this week. A Browns win in this game would be nothing short of the most unbelievable upset of all time. No way the Bagles let the opportunity to beat up on the poor defenceless fat kid in the corner of the playground by himself slip by.




4. I Love the RAMS over the CRUSTY PROSPECTORS
For being a preseason favorite, the Rams sure looked crappy last week. I give them the home win here to get back on track. Go Vixen!