4. I love Bucs of the Bay of Tampa over the Pants of Carols lina!!! Sure Jon Gruden's and overrated coach. Sure, Tamp Bay is one of the least desirable locations on the face of the earth. Sure Jeff Garcia looks like he's big one hit away from talking and looking like a white version of the 60 year old Muhammed Ali. But, that defense is sure scrappy. Derrick Brooks, a resurgent Chris Hovan, Cato June, Phillip Buchanon, Gaines Adams. I love the Bucs defensive swagger. That swagger will face up against the Panthers who barely eeked out a win against Atlanta, and it looks like Luke Wilson, I mean David Carr, might start. For these reasons, I love the Bucs!!!
3. I love the Charger to find the perfect remedy, a home game against the Cheifs!!! Look for Rivers, Ladanian, and Gates to get back on track against Herm Edwards and his Jim Tressel-esque red sweater vest. I'm glad Herm went to the sweater vest. Other NFL coaches I'd like to see in a sweater vest? Um duh people Jack Del RIo in that Teally green Jaguars color. I'd like to see Bill Belichek wear his ratty old sweatshirt as a sweater vest. i' dlike to try and fit Ravens defensive coordiantor Rex Ryan into a small sweater vest. Rod Mirinelli, Mike Shanahan, Dick Jauron in a sweater vest turtle neck combo. I could go on forever. The sweater vest won't save Herm this week. I Look for fans in San Diego to be excited about the win for 4 minutes before losing their flip-flops, buying a breakfast burrito, heading to the beach with their dog, and saying things like, 'right on man' or 'dude, I know'. Imagine if the Chargers were in New York or Chicago. Yikes! Bolts by 17!!!
2. I love the little Blue Ponies in Indy over the Big blue ponies. It's hard to dislike the Colts this season, but I still do. Bad little city, bad uniforms, way too many bad Peyton Manning commercials, and a bad stadium.But you know what the good news is for the Colts? They get to host the Denver Broncos and Jay "please allow me to pass off of one foot falling backwards" Cutler. The NFL Broncos are playing like real-life Colts and the NFL Colts are like real-life Broncos. The Colts have grown up into real life Broncos while the Broncos has regessed into real life Colts. What? Colts by 20!!!
1. I love the Doplh over the Raiders!!! Three words - captain, tiny,
digits. nuff said. Dolphs by 4!!!
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Lars, I love how you have the motivation to still rant, even though you can't possibly get the point. God bless you and God bless shower radios. Are you still a Boltz fan this year, even though they suck? I'd understand if you decide to become a Cowboys fan this year.
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