Legend Signing in - Week 1

Good to have the band back together. Kasey, I hope your comeback is more sucessful than any of Shawn Kemps comebacks.

Let's get to it:

4. I love the Chargers over the Bears!!! San Deigo, will you accept this rose because I love you. they may have a new coach but all units are still intact and it's hard to dislike what this team can do on both sides of the ball. I can hear the Bear-huggers now, "But our D is awesome will shut down LT." Yes, your D is awesome, and they may neutralize Tomlinson, but this isn't the 06 Bolts. Enter Vincent Jackson. This speedy, lanky receiver is coming of age and ready for a break out season. He's also a legit number 1, which they haven't had in, well, I guess forever. BTW, I will never refer to number 21 as the popularized nickname that he has adopted. What the heck has happened to nicknames in the NFL? LT, LJ, T-Jack, TO? It's depressing. Ladanian should be the Bolt, Larry should be Grandmama, and To should be put to sleep. Chargers by 10!!!

3. I love the Steelers over the Hershey Squirts!!! It's not exactly going out on a limb but this one is easy money. As a purple fan I've got a lot of respect for Mike Tomlin, and he's got a lot of fun toys in Pittsburgh. See, Big Ben. That's a good nickname. It makes sense, it's easy to say. After watching Brady Quinn on draft day, his nickname might have to be Breakout Brady. I mean is it necessary to pick your bloody pussy zits on my HD screen. Steelers by 14!!!

2. I love the Tex-Mex over KC!!! Well I guess we'll find out exactly how bad David Carr really is. If Matt Schaub comes out of the gate strong, there are going to be a lot of angry Texans fans, that is to say, if there is such a thing as I Texan fan. I've never known one. Texans by 6!!!!

1. I love the RAMS over the Pants!!!!! This is based purely on watching the Pants in the preseason, where Jake Delhomme looked like a guy who just doesn't have it anymore. Speaking of guys who don't have it anymore, I give Stephen Jackson about 3 more years if he keeps shouldering this kind of load. I like Marc Bulger to have another great season. I also like him to look exactly like dan LeBatard. Rams by 10!!!!