Week 13.2- Legend Signing in

I love St. Louis over Zona!!! It's hard to even talk about this game. If you talk too much about it too much you're like the nerd who know the names of the planets in the Star Wars movies. But since I have to pick, I'll pick the Dagabon system. Rams by 7!!!

I love the Skins at home!!! Maybe we can finally predict a Falcors game now that they are apparently horrible. I don't get this whole, Vick is a coach killer thing. Nobodies talking about the true coach killer: Heart disease. Have you ever seen Andy Reid, Mike Holmgren, Art Shell, Romeo Crennel, or Denny Green? I saw Holmgren in person once and I actually thought he was wearing a fat suit he was so big. And his head? At least two times the size of Dells head, and thats saying something. Skins by 10!!!

I love the Pats over the Lions!!! I wish in honor of Gilette stadium that the Pats would shave their heads for team unity. How come you only see this tactic in highschool basketball, or the 1996 Indiana Pacers. Nobody on the Pats, and I mean nobody, could look as bad as Rik Smits and Fred Hoiberg with shaved heads. It was like watching a 7'3 powder play bball. Loved it! Pats by 17!!!

I love the Tits over the Colts!!! The Tits have given me a lot of hope. In accordance with my Colt bashing clause, I'm going to give them no respect and pick Fat Albert to get a win. I should be shot for this. Tits by 6!!

I love the Chefs in Cleveville!!! This game is like a bad album cover. It could be a good, interesting game, but the look of it on paper ruins the whole game. You could dig the product, but all you think about is how bad the cover is. Here's my top 5 worst album covers ever. 5) Stevie Wonders In Square Circles - where is he? Is he on the moon? Why is there an LP record on the moon? 4) the Police - zenyatta mondatta - This could double for a gay pride parade poster, 3) Any Phil Collins (not Genesis) cover. Seriously, Phil has to be in love himself because every album cover had a huge blown up picture of his face, 2) Rush's Hemispheres - Geddy Lee: "Guys, what about a guy standing on a globe pointing at the solar system", Neil Pert: "How about if he stands on a brain instead", Alex Lifeson: "Maybe he should be naked", Geddy Lee: "Agreed, guys 1983 is going to be a bitchin year." and 1) David Bowie's Heroes - I never knew David want to be a mime. Chefs by 7!!!

I love the Burrs in Chi!!! I'm with the Dell, what the hell are these people smoking. The Vikes aren't good at all. On another note, let's create a new sport called the ass-off. It's basically like Sumo wrestlign but turned around. I would have to pick Wiggins over almost anyone in an ass-off, except maybe Alge Crumpler. Chi by 7!!

I love the Pack at home!!! Like the JETS this year, but not to win in Lambeau, sorry. Pack by 3!

I love the Bolts to win in Buffalo!!! Buffalo is a tough place to play, no question about that. But when LT is your running back, and he could probably be starting at QB for the opposing team, I gotta go with the bolts. Hmmm, Antonio Gates could be tough in an ass-off as well. Bolts by 11!!

I love the Saints over the 9ers!!! For a brief moment I thought that the 9ers might win that division. Now they've come back to earth and have to go play in what is all of a sudden God's town. Everybody feels good about New Orleans. Is this ironic to anyone else? How many fans call this a special season of destiny and then rub their beads, show thier tits, and observe live orgies in the streets outside the Superdome? God Bless America. Saints by 6!!!

I love the Raydahs at home!!! For as putred as the Raiders are, their D is pretty good and the Texans are about as bad as they could possibly be. Can somebody say Brady Quinn. Oak by 3!!!

I love JAX at miamah!!! Unlike the WDYl populace, I'll stick with the Jags. Not the show Jag, I don't care for it, but with Jacksonville. Did anybody else think for the first ten years of thier existence that the Jags played in Jackson, Mississippi rather than Jacksonville, Florida. Yeah, me neither. Jax by 9!!

I love the Gents over the Boys!!! Sure the Gs are falling faster than William Hungs endorsements, but it's the NFC, nobody is going to really pull away. Gents by 7!!

I love the Steelers over the Tampons!!! Has anybody noticed that the "warm weather team will usually lose in cold weather theory doesn't get talked about much very more? Why is that? Maybe people figure out that just because you play for the Bucs doesn't mean that you grew up in Florida. Those idiots. Steelers by 3!!

I love the S'hawks in Denver!!! Do I expect Cutler to play well. Sure, I guess, but unless he has healing powers the Broncos are not making the playoffs. The team is too banged up. Hwaks by 7!!!

I love Lina over Delphia!! I'm again with the Dell, I'll take the team that Jeff Garcia will be throwing to the most, in this case, Chris Gamble, Ken Lucas and the Lina secondary. Pants by 14!!!