This week I spar the mighty KyKy- Tall, Dark, Handsome and Dark as he may be, he has met his match. I'm pulling out my best for this bout, and going with my second annual Clem Haskin pick extravaganz. Eat my poop Ky.
I Love da poostay over da steeler. All da steeler recevah are out. Who Ben Rothlethsberg throw to? Go Brown!
I Love da Falcon over da Tampon. that last comment begs question: do bird of prey menstruate?
I Love da Chef over da Raven. The Raven be lookin good for long time, but the chief at ho a tough tee. Dey also loose last week and gotta have a da win.
I Love da Colt over the Jaguar. Ditto for the Colt. They loose and look silly last wee.
I Love da Purp over da Lion. I sicko da purp. They sucka da butt bigtibe, but the Lion even wer. I would pick a da Lion if da purp D wasun so guh.
I Love da Patriot over da Dolphin. Peepoe say dolphin way smart, wit big brain and language ah click sound. I say a doo wit a musket win in a fie any day. Go Patriot!
I Love the Panther over da Giant. Pickin the Giant would be almos as bad as pickin Justin Timbalay to win a grammy- ain gone happen cause he sucka da butt bigtibe. Give me sa soul.... some Jame Brown or Geor Clint.... da pant still look better on pape. Da Philip River, Shawn Marima, and Nate Kead trade for Eli Mann loo mighty bad right abow now for da Giant.
I Love da Bagle over da Raider. Yum Yum. Give me hot Cinnim bagle with cream chee anytibe.
I Love da Eagle over da Rezkin. Jeff Garc look like imbred chyle of Conan O'Bria an hisself. Still, he wina da gay las week, and I cand picka rezkin. They nehva win mo den 2 gay at a tibe.
I Love da Titan over da Texan. Denzel washing tought us awe, in ancient tibe da Titan were da Gah. Da texan is a fat guy wit a string tye at a BBQ resteraun eatin rib and whipin sauce on the shir.
I Love da Forty Niner over da Packer. Brett Favre need surg to fix ancle and elbow. The Niner got Frank Goe and he run. the packer suck a da butt bigtibe.
I Love da Seahawk over da Carinal. The seahawk are back. They win big game at the Bronco. To my ol pal Denny Gree: Here an idea for when you get fire- Open a Denny's resturan. Dey surve moon of myhamy and gran sla. I also like the steak and egg. Only $3.99 for a T-Bone with 95 percen chew fat.
I Love da Jet over da Barf. Da Jet commin on stron.
I Love da Charger over da Bronco. Is der anytin LT cand do? Da man run a da ba, he pass a da ba, he tough and push big guy bigger dan him aroun. He may be da greates footba playa eva.
I Love da Cowboy over the Sain. Dis is a god gay man. The Cowboy playin gray. So da Say. Da Cowboy at hoe, also have a better D. Dees two teem meet in a few week for the NFC playoff.
I Love da Bear over da Ram. Rex sucka da butt bigtibe. He need to look good again the Ram to convins me the Bear win 1 playoff game. After las wee, I say no. Da Bear need a turn arow.
Kissa my buh Kyky.
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Man, again, I laughed so hard. Have you ever thought of a Jim Wacker rant?
Actually yes..... it goes something like this:
(imagine me teary eyed)
"I really do appreciate and love the Minnesota Vikings over the great state of Michigan and the Detroit Lions. Let me be honest with you, these teams just havn't played very well and have missed a lot of plays, and yes, they've looked horrible all year and they can't play football or entertain the fan base, but boy they both just played thier hearts out and and I'm just so proud of them, I can't say it enough. These are some quality guys here, and I wish they could get a win, but, boy! They really played thier hearts out..."
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