KC over Balt - Who actually likes the Ravens? Do they have any fans?
Hou over Ten - Beat the Colts. Lose to the Texans. Sounds about right for the Titans.
Car over NYG - Eli repeatedly receives the snap and then curls up in a ball on the ground.
Oak over Cin - The whole Bengals team is arrested. Criminal activity in America stops.
Phi over Wash - Garcia admits, that because of his age and many previous surgeries, he is now half robot.
Atl over TB - Why are the Buccaneers still playing?
Jax over Ind - Because home field advantage has not been helpful in the past for the playoffs. The Colts become determined to lose it.
Det over Min - Roy Williams finally refuses to say a stupid quote. Lions win.
NE over Mia - Nick Saban admits to not even bothering with a game plan because he thought the Patriots were always supposed to win.
SF over GB - The win helps depressed San Francisco Giants fans facing the fact that they'll have to watch Barry Bonds for another year.
Ariz over Sea - After the win, word leaks that Denny Green has compromising photos of Holmgren. Americans everywhere threaten to poke their eyes out if they are ever published.
NYJ over Buf - The Bills are clearly stymied by Pennington's repetitive two-yard passes.
SD over Den - LT asks the league to put Vaseline on the ball just to make the game more challenging for him.
NO over Dal - Measurements are taken. It's true, Parcells has the widest hips of any man.
Chi over StL - Bears only put one person, Devin Hester, on the field for a punt return. Hester returns it 73 yards for the touchdown.
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