Leg signing in 15.2

Bro, I love you…

I love the Falcors over the Boys!!! One reason for this pick, Alge Crumplers ass. I haven’t seen someone use his butt this well since watching Nate at RCC men’s basketball. God forbid he ever make a wide open layup or jump shot, but one the low post, he gets more out his ass pound for pound than anyone. Falcors by 7!!!

I love the Vikes over the Jets!!! Speaking of purple, my memory of my brothers broken leg months was that after getting Mom’s sponge bath, he would put on the same purple and green sweater every day. I lost the TV for 4 months but I kicked his ass in Madden. Vikes by 10!!

I love the Saints over the Skins!!! Speaking of Nate’s broken leg, he failed to note that this occurred on the first run of a Winter ski trip in Montana, where he went uncontrollably into the woods and straight into a tree, after which he was airlifted to Billings for treatment ruining his friends trip. This begins a very long list of injuries – buckle up, Saints by 13!!!

I love the Pats over the TexMex!! Much like the Pats receivers, Nate was always known to be a butterfinger. I once watch dad toss him a lightly lobbed football and Nate awkwardly reached up to grab it (not unlike Treebeard would look doing so) and he jammed two fingers on different hands. They swelled up like potato sausage. Loved it. Pats by 10!!!

I love the Cats over the Steel crew!!! Much like former Cat Todd Stuessie complaining of swollen breasts before the Sbowl after shooting up, Nate had swollen titties in his middle school years when he was basically a medicine ball. I would long for slick ice, muddy inclines, or rocky roads to watch him tumble and roll along. Cats by 3!!!

I love the Bears over the Tampons!!! Nate actually got more injured than safety mike Brown (though Nate heals quicker and is less predictable). My Dad and I once watched Nate run after an errant ball and fall down a hill, he sprained both ankles and his imp wrists went behind his back like a ghost was beating him up. Fell on his chin and skidded into a small bush. Classic moment. He still gets flustered when Dad and I laugh about it. Bears by 10!!

I love the Raves over the Brownies!!! Nate broke his collarbone going down a steep hill at our cabin on a 3 dollar plastic skateboard with a crack down the middle. Never saw the accident but would pay hundreds of dollars for the footage. Raves by 19!!!

I love the Bills over the Dolphs!!! Another story in which Nate still gets flustered, when after at dinner after a Human Fitness class at Bethel, Nate told his beloved family that Smoking has nothing to do with lung cancer – the two couldn’t be linked. He’ll tell you that he never said it, but I’ve get two other witness that pee their pants when you start to mention that incident. Bills by 10!!

I love the Lions over the Pack!!! I spent 8 years of life, maybe more, sharing a room with Nate, and even as a little medicine ball he could snore with the best of them. I think he’s grown out of it, but I’ll never forget the hours wasted laying in bed. Lions by 10!!

Sorry brother got a dinner party, I hope to meet you in the p-offs to finish this…

I love JAX over the Tits!!!
I love AZ over Denver!!!
I love the Gents over the Gulls!!!
I love the Raydars over the Rams!!!!
I love the Bolts over the Chiefs!!!
I love the Bungels over the Colts!!!!