The Final Countdown.....

Lars's putrid stank and lack of proper hygene makes him the hulk- me, I just have really bad psorisis so that makes me the thing.


Brother, it ends tonight. Or Saturday, or Sunday….. whenever this weekend of football madness concludes. Here’s the big question…. What happens when I beat the commissioner? What is Lars’ incentive to continue WDYLdom when every hope he has is gone?

Brother, I mean this with all sincerity: Eat my poop.


No really, eat it.


1. I Love the Seahawks over the Bears! In actuality, this game scares me to death. I have felt that the Bears were doomed to go down in flames for the last month or so of Rex’s play, but the Seahawks? Have you watched them? Sure, they end up winning but there no way in hell they are a championship team. With the Bears though, it all comes down to which Rex shows up and if their D comes to play. They have been suspect as of late. In other words, this game is a stab in the dark and I know my brother will be picking the Seahawks too.

2. I Love the Ravens over the Colts! Can’t believe I’m doing this either, but no way my brother is picking the Colts and the Ravens have Steve McSteve so they can actually cause damage this time around. Based on what happened last week with the chiefs, I can’t even begin to expect how the Colts will look. They might grind it out in a defensive battle, or they might run up 50 on the Ravens….. I just peed myself a little bit. There’s about a quarter sized wet spot on my corduroys.

3. I Love the Bolts over the Pats! How perfect is this? Can’t wait to see how my brother will pick this game…. This is right on par with Larry Bird playing against Larry Bird in 1 on 1. His devided alegiences might actually rip apart the space/time continuum and bring about a paradox. It’s sort of like in “Prince of Persia” when the little dude runs through the mirror and has to fight himself- or push himself over the ledge and onto the spikes. Lets face it brother, the Bolts are the best team in football, and they’re at home. I dare you to pick the Patriots. Come on, do it.


4. I Love the Saints over the Eagles! The magical mystery tour stops in the Big easy for the Eagles. The run they’ve been on is unprecedented. Not one professional sports personality in the country could have predicted that a Jeff Garcia led team could do so much with so little, but they have. The fire of eternal hope that has ignited the Saints will actually transform the Superdome into a flying spaceship this weekend. I just can’t see the Saints not living up to that hype. This is gonna be a great game.

There you have it. Lars, it’s been fun.

peace