Saturday, January 13, 2007

gettin political




Entry Word: cocksure
Function: adjective
Definition: having or showing a mind free from doubt . You are always so cocksure about everything.

In parenthesis will be my cocksure level. I will leave off green or Low due to the fact that it is obsolete in this and all day and ages.

1. Phili @ New Orleans (Cocksure level = Blue or Guarded; there is a general risk that I may be correct on this pic. I love Phily but New O is a fairly deese team. Close game indeed. And to top it all off, one violent town enters another. In-fact New Orleans is the new murder capital of the world. Well done Katrina. If anyone does a lambouae leap, the fans will probably throw more than their beer on the player. I’m talking ninja stars and cups of acid. I’m a fan of New O like I’m a fan of those commercials for that new Greese reality show.) I love the Eggles.

2. New England @ San Diego ( Cocksure level = Yellow or Elevated. I’m about as cocksure on this game as Tim’s Penis is about itself. There is definitely a significant risk I may be correct. I’m cocksure about a lot of things, one being my hatred for New England Patties, however diego hasn’t shown me much of their fisticuffs. They don’t necessarily come out and say, “hey we are here to win”. But what they lack in persona, the patties make up for in suckage. I’m a fan of Patties like I’m a fan of licking a camels penis. (thanks TLH for that one)) But, still, I'm gona have to go for the Patties on this one. I love NE Pattys

3. Seattle @ Chicago ( Cocksure level = Orange or High. I’m pretty cocksure about this game. There is a high risk I may pic correct. The Bears ’06 remind me of Packers always. Tons of potential, yet always awkward. Kind of like LemT. I’m a fan of Chicago like I’m a fan of various objects being jammed under my big toe nail. I’m a huge fan of Seatt, like I’m a huge fan of Chorizo stuffed Dates Wrapped in Bacon. Probably the greatest bite sized snack combo ever created. ) I love Seattle

4. Indianapolis Colts @ Baltimore or Less ( Cocksure level = Severe or Red. I very Cocksure about this one. There is a severe risk I will choose correctly. I haven’t been this cocksure about something since the days of Golden Eye. Pick your weapons, local, and character, no one could stop me. Knee cap, Knee cap, Crotch, Head. I’m a fan of Baltimore like I’m a fan of toilet splashage in a OCB bathroom.) I love Colts

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