1. I Love the Colts Lars sniffs handicapped hamsters and I think the Chiefs might win. LJ runs, Colts can't stop it, but Colts can't lose in week one, right?
2. I LOVE the Romonator and the Tuna and MBIII. Although a Tuna is probably an excellent source of protein for a Seahawk. But that's why this is number two, and that's why Peter's nickname is no longer Camaro.
2. Pats over Jets. Let's examine for a moment the case of Eric Mangini, specifically his head and neck region. The neck, well, in reality there really is no neck to speak of. His neck is very similar to Tim's penis after he goes swimming in the lake behind Lars' house in April. It's easy to overlook. Secondly the head. It could be compared to a number of things. A pumpkin perhaps. A basketball maybe. Even better, the rock monster from the sequel to the Wizard of Oz. And that last comparison, my friends, is a frightening prospect. Find it and put it on your netflix list. Most terrifying thing ever.
4. Eagles over G-men. Much has been made of Jeff Garcia and the success he finds in spite of his Downs syndrome. The overlooked story line in this game is Eli's own Downs syndrome, which to me appears far worse than Garcia's. It will be very special to see these courageous men lead their respective teams into this game, a matchup that really has no losers because they're all winners.
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way to count to four.
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