Playoff Picks Yeah

Man, tough week. If last week was boneless buffalo wings, easy yet strange and unfulfilling, this week is those wings that have great sauce but you have to work really hard to find the meat.

1. Iggles over Saints - If I had to compare the Saints to something, it would be Paul's bike. Specifically, Paul's bike while we lived at 297 Dayton. You see, Paul had no space to store his bike, so he kept it in the bathroom, which is certainly an odd place to keep a bike. The other important point of this comparison is the fact that the bike never left the bathroom, meaning that Paul never used it. Anyway, the point is that Paul and the bike seemed like a great idea, but it just never quite worked out because of some problems that were too great to overcome. Just like the Saints. They're America's team and all, but they're flawed. Basically, the Iggles are being to be sitting on the pot and look over to see Joe Horn and Scott Fujita staring at them and looking confused.

2. Raves over Colts - The pregnancy book that Erin is reading to me at this very moment called the baby "your little linebacker." If I had an actual linebacker for a baby, I would definitely not want it to be Ray Lewis. He'd scare me a lot when he came out and I'd get really intimidated whenever he looked at me. If we were having a linebacker, I'd choose Hilary Swank. I'm quite certain that she has played a linebacker in an inspiring tale of perseverance in the face of long odds and persecution. I think she wouldn't be too bad, as long as she didn't bring that damn Chad Lowed with her.

3. Bolts over Pats - I haven't read the blog yet, but I couldn't be more glad that Lars is in this position. He loves the Pats because they're the whitest run team in America. He loves the Bolts because they were the dark horse became cool and trendy. Well my friend, now the rubber hits the road. Let's see where your loyalty truly lies.

4. Bears over Shawks - Let this be a reflection of how hard this week is to pick. I'm betting the farm on Rex "Jim Miller" Grossman. I'm banking on the fact that the horrible weather will cause baldy Hasselbeck to also play like diarrhea and that the Bears defense is better. This pick is like picking Lars over Paul in pool wrestling. You know Buff is hard to beat, but its also hard to pick Paul to win and Lars definitely fights like a girl (meaning very annoyingly and making people want to give up to get away from him.)