Leggie, Big Week 8

I love the Denver Omlettes over the Back-Pack!!! Why do I call them the Denver Omlettes, because when it comes down to it the Broncos have fluffly heuvoes that I just don't trust. Why do I call them the Back pack? Because Favre has carried them on his back literally and figuratively long enough. These teams are both posers. I'm intrigued by the possibility of a MNF game and World series games happening mere miles from one another. That would automatically become one of the greatest things ever in Denver sports along side John Elway opening his seventh Denver area car dealership, Chris Jackson changing his name to Mohammad Abdul Rauf and truning backwards during the national anthem, the backup punter who tried to murder the starting punter at a 1AA school, and the memory of Ray Borques 41 year old grey beard. What a night Monday will be!!! Broncs by 7!!!

I love the Gents to cream the Dolphins in Wembley stadium!!! Ah, the land of crooked teeth where Michael Strahan fits in, queer fashion statements where pretty much everyone from Miami fits in, and horrible food where no one deserves to fit in. This whole Europe adventure should be a big hit with the players. Expect Osi Umeyiora to Bangers and Mash Cleo Lemon. Watch for Rou Big Ben Droughns to take it to the house of parliamant! Looks for Dave Diehl and Chris Snee to execute a changing of the guard. Also look for the the British fans to be so sloshed before the game that they don't even know they are watching American Football. Gents by 14!!!

i love the Browns in St. Lou!!! I can't believe this, the NFL has gotten to a point of mediocrity where I'm picking the Browns to win a road game. What is happening? It's like a bizzaro world. Sort of like when Jerry, George, and Kramer encounter Jeff, Gene, and Feldman. they look similar but they are totally different. The Browns winning on the road is bizzaro. I expect to look over on the sideline and see Derek Anderson, Braylon Edwards, and Jamal Lewis reading or buying eachother groceries. Let the crazyiness continue. Browns by 11!!!

I like the Bucs over the Jags!!! This is based solely on the inepitutde of Quinn Gray at Quarterback. Michael Rand made a great point this week when he asked the question, Most likely to hit a sedan going 10 mph from 15 yards away: Jacksonville backup QB Quinn Gray or Tarvaris Jackson? You've gotta go with T-Jack, and that says a lot about Quinn Gray. Quinn Gray would need an Army Tank, that was 24 feet high, and was sitting still, 3 feet away from him, with magnets in it, and magnets in the football, and the tank would have to somehow pass for him. Bucs by 9!!!