1. Stillers over S-hawks. A rematch of Super Bowl Xtra-Large, which you may remember was brutally boring. It was boring like a matchup of the Spurs and Pistons. It was boring like the French Open. It was boring like Will without Grace. Stillers win.
2. Tits over Falcons. VY is basically Michael Vick without a penchant for animal cruelty. Joey Harrington is basically Elvis Grbac without the awesomely strange name. Could VY break the Madden Cover Curse where MV couldn't? Bryan thinks he sure damn can.
3. Pats over Poops. Special props to Assfoot for the picture of a lion on stilts. That was awesome. If I had a lion, I would definitely buy him stilts. I hate Randy Moss.
4. Skins over Lions. Boss Bailey is finally starting to fulfill his Madden '04 promise as the Lions standout linebacker, but what can one LB do against Al Saunders and his 763 pages full of plays. The J.K. Rowling of offensive coordinators outschemes the Mad Scientist, and the Skins win by 8.
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