Sunday, November 04, 2007

Best Rant of the Week?


Things that are awkward:

- Matrix 2 and 3
- Brooks Bollinger and the Vikkity Vikes
- WDYL
- Shaq

Things that are on fire:

- Minnesota Wild
- The new T-Wolves.
- Lars’s Crotch
- California

Things that are a bit Confused:

- Marko Jaric
- Me, in regards to why dinosaurs aren’t mentioned in the Bible.
- why anyone would like the Bears or the Patriots
- The size of Bollinger's biceps. He thought that QB stood for Questionable Biceps.


Teams who will win, with the assumption that the Game of the Week is Pats Colts. Sorry Freeburg I know I chose the Monday Night Game last night but me and my bro decided the Colts Pats deserves the game of the week more so if you read this change your post. If not 'M SURE LARS WILL COUNT IT ANYHOW.l:

4. Colts over Pats
3. Skins over Jetticles
2. Raiders over Mechanical Bulls
1. Browns over Seattles

also Vikes with no number attached

Come on Who-Do-You-Lovers. I haven't seen this many lazy punks since the last time I went to Home Depot and tried to get help with some lumber.



1 comment:

hawkwardens said...

hey, great post Hans. It's really great to see that someone still cares. I mean we all are trying to have babies and build additions on our homes and get more Volkswagon Jettas and watch Oprah and purchase dogs with dangling testicles and watch more seasons of TV shows with other married couples and discuss them. but alls it takes is like 20 minutes to get a good Rant, maybe 40 seconds for at least some minor picks.